Why are the customers at my store so unbelievably stupid?

Spain won. Stupid Torres.

Headache.

Ti...tir....so tired~

Bills are a pain in my ass.

I was walking... In the woods.
I heard like, this sound, and uhh... I look over and there's a friggin' wolf, seriously. It was real....
and in my head I was thinkin' of the... thing someone said, no Idea who it was...
"I love to watch people who think they love animals and understand them getting Mawled by them later."
I knew with a quote like that in my head, that if animals really are telepathic...
For all I know, he might just attack me just to mess with my head....
(this is were It gets crazy)
So I start to walk, alright... I dunno why... it sucks... my feet just kinda, moved on there own...
and the it growls, and it's not this "hey man back off" growl it's this "Hey man I'm a frggin' Genetic monster from like, Resident Evil o something" kinda growl.
So, by reflex, I reach for my gun, then I realize "Oh... crap, this is real life, nobody is ever prepaired in real life..."
So instead, I wip out a cellphone, and I call..someone I can't really remember who, and I'm like "Stan! Dude, you're not gonna believe this...!"
and this chick is like "I'm not Stan... Who is this..!?"
and So, to lighten my mood, I decided to say something really random back.
"Captain Falcoln!!!"
"what...?"
"Show me a move...!"
"What the hell....?"
"Falcoln----PUNCH!"
"I'm leaving..."
...
and she hung up...
So I look over, and y'know what I see?

The wolf left....
I'm thinkin' " Ahhh.... No crazy Wolf vs Human battle...?"


I'm Skurai, and I'm a Student...

Minor Grievance: Reading the above post was excruciating.

As are most of that guy's posts.

Although I did like the Captain Falcon reference from Super Smash Brothers. That's my nigga.

That was actually fairly funny. Maybe it's just because I'm tired, but I liked it, even though the word like was over used when extensions such as "-esque" exist and could have been used.

My mouth hurts like a bitch. Damn wisdom teeth.

First off, I'm starting to get really annoyed by people who quote the whole of another person's post in reply, regardless of how long it is, and then add a few words like, "Hmmm... I see."

Secondly, the people I work with are fucking idiots. "Right, Lenny, I've got a job for you and Dom. Go and label those boxes." So we do. Half an hur later, we finish labelling the boxes, "WTF are you both doing?! The labels don't go on like that! You put them here, that way round, and tie the fucking boxes with gold fucking ribbon!". And we're supposed to know that, how... ? We're working there for the Summer, damnit. We have spare time between the end of exams and the start of University, and we want money. How are we supposed to know how what someone who has spent forty years working there on the minimum wage knows?! Oh yes, I forgot, I did a friggin' A-Level in box labling.

I keep on getting hit on by creepy old guys at work. D:

Cut that shit out, Vault Dweller!

Hey, man, I can't help it. When you start getting senile, you just say the most inappropriate things to young ladies.

4th of July plans foiled.

I'm so bored...homework is boring! At least this is my last year, thank the God, Gods, Goddess, Goddesses, Man Beast, Abe Lincoln, Iron Man, Hulk, Superman, Batman, and CyberPowerPc.com.

Fuck girls.

How can fucking girls be a grievance?

Well, if they're obese or just plain ugly.

But I wasn't talking about intercourse, I was saying "Fuck" as a negative adjective. :p

I don't care if they're obese. Paper bag for the ugly ones. Tell them it's something you read in a book on new sex positions and things to try.



I understood you, I was just having a bit a fun.

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Minor Grievance: Bumped my head on my wall. Headache!

Eh, maybe it's just a personal thing but I tend to not fuck obese and ugly girls.

Fucking bathing suit shopping.

Hiss...

Gah! Blister on the side of my right index finger from zippping things up all day. And my nose itches from all the fibre dust. :(

Sliced a nice size gash in my leg. My gash talks, which is the coolest part about it. Of course, it's always spiting up blood when it talks. Poor guy. :(

Stressed the FUCK out.

Recurring headache.

Somehow lost 75 dollars worth of Oxycontin. :(

A nasty heat wave is blowing through where I live. Here are the results from this week (Hottest Temperatures)

Sunday: 102°F
Monday: 104°F
Tuesday: 107°F
Wednesday: 107°F
Thursday (Today):116°F

Also, it's a stuffy as Hell. I can't breath normally outside. I really do hate where I live.

EDIT: Updated since earlier today.

I rented , and enjoyed Final Fantasy XII....

This isn't the minor delights forum... ;)

I haven't seen my penis in months.

He hated enjoying it.

Bingo.

Mind if I ask why you hate the fact that you enjoyed it?

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And my greivance is irksome<10 y/o#s who think it is amusing for they and their ilk to stand as close to me as possible whilst I'm playing, kick my music stand, shout down my ear, dance like they've got twelve other fucktards down their pants, and be general pains - if you guessed that I was playing at a Summer Fete this evening with the wind band I'm in, then give yourself one point.

10,000 B.C. wasn't as good as I'd hoped.

I got kicked in the nuts for it, for one...
and for two, I had only planned on playing it to see how bad it sucks compaired to Previous games...

The problem is, Vaan is basically a prime example of Me in reality... so... Naturally he's easy to connect with for me. :(

Lol. Kicked inna fork for enjoying FF. :p

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My back and my legs are killing from a long day of standing over a table.

Slept for 11-hours of my life.

fuck.

Hell no it wasn't! One of the worst movies acting-wise that I've seen. The plot has been done many times before and it was incredibly innacurate from a history standpoint.

Bad movie.