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Hades-Knight 2003-06-06 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Strider Fury
just kick her really hard in the stomach and run.

This probablby proves why they never came back and why theres so many restraining orders for you.

DaFrigginDoctah 2003-06-06 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Eddie_Perez
Question, why would you use condoms for oral?

She says 'they' taste disgusting and only will do it occasionally without a flavored condom. For those virgin eyes out there, a vagina's taste is the most disgusting thing on the Earth, that ever was and ever will be. So, I just take her word for it that our 'part' is rather foul tasting as well.

No Bob, I do not have Herpes. ;)

P.S. I cannot believe not even one person has replied with their favorite / their girl's favorite!

Grav 2003-06-06 09:54 PM

Uhm.. believe it. You're on Zelaron. The only guy we know has a GF around here is like, Bob. And he's devout Christian, or something.

!King_Amazon! 2003-06-06 09:54 PM

I've never had the need to use one.

Grav 2003-06-06 09:55 PM

This one's for K-A!!

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/g...hitlertime.gif

DaFrigginDoctah 2003-06-06 10:01 PM

Poor lil' !K_A!...

Medieval Bob 2003-06-06 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by GravitonSurge
Uhm.. believe it. You're on Zelaron. The only guy we know has a GF around here is like, Bob. And he's devout Christian, or something.

/me reads that several times and assumes Grav is saying that with a Beavis & Butthead voice.

I wanted about 10 episodes yesterday that I dl'd from Kazaa. pwn.

Raziel 2003-06-07 05:33 AM

Whoa, Hitler! Break it down!!

!King_Amazon! 2003-06-07 09:51 AM

If you're gonna show sympathy to me, you should show it to the other thousands of virgins on this board.

DaFrigginDoctah 2003-06-07 11:00 AM

No, just you will do fine.

!King_Amazon! 2003-06-07 12:13 PM

kthx.

Raziel 2003-06-07 08:29 PM

I can't stop watching that Hitler dance! It's mesmerizing!

Strider Fury 2003-06-09 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Knight-Rider
Quote:

Originally Posted by Strider Fury
just kick her really hard in the stomach and run.

This probablby proves why they never came back and why theres so many restraining orders for you.

its the way that was meant to be done baby. did you think that they had condoms thousands of years ago? I think not.

badboy 2003-06-09 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Strider Fury
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Originally Posted by Knight-Rider
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Originally Posted by Strider Fury
just kick her really hard in the stomach and run.

This probablby proves why they never came back and why theres so many restraining orders for you.

its the way that was meant to be done baby. did you think that they had condoms thousands of years ago? I think not.

If something works, it was ment to.

zagggon 2003-06-09 10:50 PM

agreed

slaynish 2003-06-13 10:17 AM

i had sex whtn i was 3

slaynish 2003-06-13 10:17 AM

her name was megan yes it was a one dayer when the babysitter caught me and i never came back

Doofus_AW 2003-06-13 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by slaynish
i had sex whtn i was 3

Playing with your lil wee wee is not sex.......


And For the love of GOD learn to spell :rolleyes:

slaynish 2003-06-13 11:44 AM

nigga plz i did that on purpose you overenjoyed twit

Tai 2003-06-13 04:57 PM

Oh wait that's slaynish. N/m he's stupid. Not that it's any concern but I think your diet affects your part's "taste". For example vegetarians are supposed to taste like sugar because of chemicals in the food. But definately no condom, but also definately the pill. Of course its also a good idea (a little bit more risky) to go with the times of her periods. If you hit it right almost 0% chance of pregnancy, no pill no condom needed. It's a little hard if her periods are wierd though. The pill also affects sexual interest after too much usage, which is definately a bad thing.


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