I feel filthy for saying this, but that was actually pretty amusing.

I would light up & have a smoke & if the Air hostess came & said " you must put that out or you will get a fine "
i'd say " Bill me twice cos if we make it through this im gonna have another!! & if we don't who gives a crap!! "

I would find a hard surface and constantly hit my head on it until i pass out so i don't have to feel the vertigo in my stomach all the way down which could be minutes.. and who cares if it hurts! ur ognna be dead!

I would steal the parachute from DFD, then when I jumped out of the plane, realize that it was filled with pots and pans, becuase he saw this coming 3 months before the plane actually took off.
Damn you DFD, always out-thinking me! ;)

It's part of my Dutch heritage.

I`d pad myself with all of the fat people on board, and hope for the best.

Hmm. I'd go to the toilet in the top of the plane, assuming I could get there with the plane being angled, then I'd just take a shit there, because that's probably the only thing in the world I would never do. Disgusting plane toilets.

errrrrrrrrrrrrr, when the plane crash, you going have shits all over you.... and you can still feel them.

Hm. I'll still be DEAD.

Ya but burrie with shits... You are very unique person....