well you probably think all snakes are poisonous too don't you.

Bob is right. All spiders must be considered dangerous, and on the loose.

Nah I could care less about snakes.

Here's why I'm scared of spiders.

I was between 6 and 8 as far as I can remember. I'm walking into the living room from my bedroom, and I see a spider in the floor. This is a big motherfucking spider, okay? Anyway, I run to my room and get a shoe. I then proceed into the hallway to hit the spider with the shoe. All is going as planned until I smash the spider.

Literally hundreds of tiny baby spiders came out of it. They went everywhere. I was like AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

To add to the trauma of that instance, I lived in that house until I was almost 19. I knew there were spiders in the house. There just had to be with how many I saw that day. I do see spiders in the house sometimes, though it's not very often. Still, I know they are waiting for me.

They're waiting for us both, man... They're waiting for us both.

And if ya'll want to know why I'm afraid of spiders (not so different than Bob's story, but a lot funnier... FOR YOU) thread dig for another thread posted a long time ago with a name similiar to this. Or just do a search for all posts including "Spider" by DaFrigginDoctah.

It's too traumatizing to type again. I'll get all itchy.

I'm not scared of bugs, its touching them which freaks me out...

Crowds. Any place with a lot of people. I'm used to being on my own, so large groups make me nervous.

You can't wake up in a coma, babe. I think you're getting it mixed up with being catatonic. Even then, I don't think you'd be aware of your surroundings. But do I know what you're getting at. That would be hell to go through if it were to actually happen. Personally, I'd hate to be paralyzed from the neck down.

And spiders aren't as bad as wasps/bee's/scorpions, IMHO. Those stinging insects are horrible. I'd even rather deal with snakes over them.

Jess, you are so lucky you know a smart person like me ;)

As for what scares me...insects that sting, spiders crawling on me, and clowns.

Honestly, the thing that scares me the most is having to live life alone, without a girl by myside nagging me to death... Sounds like something alot of people despise but you never know what you have untill you no longer jave it :(

That clown that SYG used for a sig scared the hell out of everybody I think.

Shush you! I know lots of smart people! But then again, I know more idiots.

And I have a small phobia to clowns. My step grandmother collects clown dolls, and when I was living in my grandparent's house I had to sleep in the same room as them. It felt like they were watching me... :eek:

Carnies.

You know, Circus Folk.

What scares me is that such stupid thread actually exists in the face of the earth

What scares me is that they are trying to make abortions illegal!! O_O If they did that, theres no telling how many ingrates, with obvious mental issues due to thier birth name, would be walking around the earth and maybe even posting here. Luckily, only one has made it here so far. Isnt that right robin? Shouldnt you be saying some shit like "Holly tollito batman its the joker!" or some bullshit like that?

The unknown slime lurking behind the fridge... many have tasted... many have vomited... none know... its true nature remains a mystery...

Really.