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Medieval Bob 2004-07-21 07:54 AM

What girls does Batman get?

(Don't get me wrong... I voted for Batman. My thought process: Bond works for the govt. He's the govt's bitch... Batman does what he damn well pleases. That's my man.)

Silverjinx18 2004-07-21 08:15 AM

...Vicky Vaile, Salyna Kyle(aka Catwomen...HE EVEN GETS THE BAD GUY!) Girls flock at him! He's got mad sex appeal...If either of them showed up right now and asked me to have sex w/ them (hypatheticly speaking of course) I would go w/ Batman...MAD SEX APPEAL!

Medieval Bob 2004-07-21 08:18 AM

Okay. *sniffle* Very hypothetically speaking?

Silverjinx18 2004-07-21 08:27 AM

lol...weeeeeeeeelllllllllll hehe


yes...

Medieval Bob 2004-07-21 08:30 AM

:) Okay.

I think the Batman arguments are starting to stack against Bond, but, unfortunately, it may be too late for the poll to reflect that.

Shining Knights 2004-07-21 09:09 AM

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Medieval Bob 2004-07-21 09:15 AM

*looks around* What?

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Kajaka

Silverjinx18 2004-07-21 10:18 AM

you could fuck w/ the poll and make Batman win...

Medieval Bob 2004-07-21 10:22 AM

Now now... We can't be doing that.

Maybe I could make another one more specific.

Actually, I'll do that.

Vote here: http://www.zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31417

undeadzombieguy 2004-07-21 11:34 AM

Batman has a cooler car :P and plane and also not to forget he is a millionaire with a fucking castle with hightech cave attached to it...I dont think James Bond even owns a house of his own :wierd:

HandOfHeaven 2004-07-21 11:34 AM

Bond rocks everything.

kockblocker1 2004-07-21 11:37 AM

From the looks of it bond is pwning the shit out of the other thread too. (as he should)

Raziel 2004-07-21 11:20 PM

Pah, Batman owns Bond. The only reason people think otherwise is because none of the movies did the comic character enough justice. None of the movies truly showed off how frighteningly brilliant Batman is, none of them showed off how he is in ultimate physical condition, none of them illustrated the unfathomable amount of training Batman had to go through in order to get to his current status and none of them truly showed how dangerous he can be if he sets his mind to it.

Example: Batman fought against (and beat) nearly every member of his rogues gallery in the Knightfall storyarc, one after another, with almost no sleep over the course of a week, and then took out all three of Bane's cronies before getting his back snapped in half by Bane himself. He then proceeded to go through extensive physical therapy (mostly administered by himself and one therapist) and managed to completely heal over the course of a number of months, training himself extensively and eventually bringing himself into a physical and mental condition that surpassed his abilities from before his encounter with Bane. If somebody snapped Bond's back in half, I doubt very much he'd be capable of the same.

On top of that, Batman Begins will be about two-million times better than the next Bond movie. Why? Because Christian Bale will be the greatest Batman ever, and whomever MGM gets to replace Pierce Brosnan will pale in comparison.

Shining Knights 2004-07-25 03:57 AM

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

OmniFalcon 2004-07-25 03:38 PM

Wow, that is a funny ass convo. Anyways, i voted BATMAN

Why? Why else? Because Bond just sucks for 1 reason compared to Batman..

And the reason is...

Who was the hero with the movie that when he kicked ass, it said <POW> or <BAM> and stuff? And who had the pimp ass Batmobile? The Bat Plane? The Bat Boat? Bruce Wayne is the rich pimp seriously in every movie he meets some new girl or something and Bond gets the same thing. Who had comics? Who had cartoons? WHO HAD MORE ACTION FIGURES AND TOYS?? My god man, Bond can't be voted better just by the amount of extremely slutty women he gets!


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