Wow you're a fucking idiot.


But that MUST have looked cool.

Ducktape + goatee = ouch.

Ducktape + (any body hair) = ouch

i got shot in my shoulder. It fuckin burns dude. It was after a rugby game, and we were playing this pretty big ass black team. One of the guys on my team gets the ball, goes straight on with another guy, and my teammate clashed with him and broke the dude's colar bone.... Then he yells "thats how we do it nigga". Of course they waited and tried to jump him, i jumped in cuz no one else would. Out of no where some little fucker pulls out a gun and just shoots. Luckily he just hit my shoulder, but he took off. The cops got him later. Antonio Casba. ...fucker.

in soo many ways..

it didnt look cool from my view, but my friends said it looked fucking funny, they were laughing their heads off until i started screaming.

A pill got lodged in my sinus once. Don't ask. :\

Okay.

I was beating off once right? Well, my fingernails werent cut, and i cut a line straight down my cock, all because my hand slipped

So you slayed your penis....

Ugh .

Did you slay your penis, sov?

There are somethings, that don't need to be shared. And yes, thats one of them.

No. Jesus hates you

No, Jesus loves me.....and you and you and....wait, burn all gays. DIE KAGOM!

No, actually, I'm pretty sure Jesus hates you. He told me.

Boner <3

.... and I just noticed that this is in Gen con! Kk no more spam.

Oh whoopsies...

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Don't impersonate me,jackass

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Pwnd!

Worst injury?



Hmm one time when the girl I loved said "Let's just be friends"........talk about injury I almost died inside.

The bitch moved to Florida and she calls me now and then....wtf I don't realy wanna talk to her =/

Omg me too. It's true.