You are going to burn in hell. ;)

A have a friend who once, on garage sale day, bought about 20 bibles from various places and used them all in a bonfire later that night. Just because they are cheap and make for a good fire with good pallates on top and all.

You're so fucking lucky I don't have any steel pipes on hand, bastard.

Even if you did, it's the Internet.

Set myself up for that one, oh well.

You can still threaten people, though. That's midly amusing.. well, actually, it's fucking retarded.

It's only retarded if you're being serious though.

I pwn you all. Hahahah Grav on the off chance that those Bibles hold the truth (off chance) your friend is fucked... He won't be winning the after life lottery, I'll just put it that way.

http://www.sandia.gov/media/NewsRel/...jpg/device.jpg

I'm going to create something like that which will let you attack people physically over the internet.

But for now, that machine only powers your vibrators.

OMG!!111!!!! MJ is WHITE??? :eek:

You must have missed my portrait.

http://trinitywholesale.com/prints/r...ages/a9554.jpg

Obviously fake, no 13 year old has a beard.

I'm Jesus, bitch. I can do whatever I want.

Correction: You're black jesus, that limits your powers to just the water to wine thing...except it's cristal, not wine. ;)

http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7771

DO A SEARCH YOU ASSHOLE>>>> Kthx!!!!11 pkpkpkpkpkpkpkpkpkpkpk lolzerg rush hahahahhaahahah


Anyways, more discussion in this thread, and many others like it.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

I pwn you all. Hahahah Grav on the off chance that those Bibles hold the truth (off chance) your friend is fucked... He won't be winning the after life lottery, I'll just put it that way.