Underage drinking for... well... I cant remember , but its over 15 :p.
Also , smoking pot while im *only* 15 , started it when I was 12 though.
Never caught me with that , but im pretty sure id be in deep shit if they did :D

No, the government wants to "reform" you at those ages.

Well seeing as how I'm in college now.... underage drinking more times than I can count. I woke up this morning in a building halfway across campus. And by morning I mean 2 in the afternoon. That was interesting. I've also done my share of speeding. I can't help it when my dad lets me use his car. It's like giving someone Britney Spears and a bottle of chlorophorm and telling them not to touch her. Damn BMWs...

At this point, if somebody handed me Britney Spears and a bottle of chloroform, I'd chloroform myself and hope to God that she doesn't spread her white trash cooties to me while I sleep. That girl is nasty.

Regardless, it would still be prestegious to put it in Spears' ass.

To be completely and absolutely honest, if given the chance to sleep with Britney Spears, at this point I wouldn't. She's no longer appealing to me in any way, shape or form. Her stupidity is so horribly and overwhelmingly repugnant that it overrides any possible sexual attraction I could have for her. And no, simply binding and gagging her wouldn't do the trick. I'd still know how unrepentantly moronic she is, and I would feel filthy for engaging in any sort of sexual activity with her.

Plus, she's just not nearly as attractive as she used to be. Watch this for good examples of what I'm talking about.

at my sisters 18th bday party a cop bus & wagon came, they were trying to stop all the underage drinking and fights, i went thru them and stripped most of the stickers of the bus, and scratched the fuck out of it, and i smashed the tale lights. i didnt get caught, and my parents congratulated me for doing so, because they hate cops.

What a nice family. I hope you end up getting on Cops some time in your life for trying to break into a hen house using your penis. That will be the highlight of your dreary existence.

why would i break in2 a hen house when i have 1 in my back yard. T_T

And you open it with your penis. What don't you understand here!?

my penis is Toobig for that shit..

She is still good enough. I mean, honestly, I'd be sleeping with her, not conversing with her in any way. I agree though, she lost most of her appeal on me that was every slightly present.

Ok, so Britney Spears a couple years ago. When she was hott.

Like I said, I don't know what it is, but I honestly couldn't even bring myself to do that. She honestly disgusts me. I no longer find her physically appealing in any way. Watch that video I linked in my last post and you'll see what I mean.

shit.... that cottage cheese part... damn its hard to believe she went to that

Heh, I can't figure out how to watch it.. :(

click watch this video or something

You see how the word "this" is underlined? Click on it. It will take you to Newgrounds. Just click the "Watch This Movie!" button at the top and presto! 5 minutes of gross Britney pics.


Like I said, she's fucking nasty.

And a wonderful ad at the end, too.

What is it with women and rednecks/cowboys? Are they looking for someone who can straddle a piece of meat better than they do?