Pleasant: Im going to get high.
Unpleasant: Im going to get high alone.

Pleasant: I dont think yal suck.
Unpleasant: I do think some of you suck.

This one is backwords but still works :-)
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Unpleasant: In not high yet.
Pleasant: I will be soon, catch me on aim at Kidagakash2000

Pleasant: Have fun getting high!

Unpleasant: I'm going to fucking laugh my ass off when your brain becomes bong resin.

Open your chest, scrape the resin off your lungs and toke up, yo!

Pleasant: Grav, you are funny...I think these forums would suck without you

Unpleasant: I'd rather stick needles into my body than do any kind of drugs (cannibus, depressants, stimulatns, or hallucinogens)

Is that the pleasent form or the unpleasent form.

Pleasant: Methinks it was the pleasant

Unpleasant: Methinks I don't give a rat's ass if it was the pleasant or unpleasant.

Pleasent: In this journey of the journal I'm the journalist

Unpleasent: I have no fucking idea what I'm talking about.

More Unpleasent: I have to go do homework.

Pleasant: Interesting?

Unpleasant: homework is so fucking annoying sometimes >.<

Pleasent: That would be cool, i know a few people who's lung resin id like to smoke! lol
Unpleasent: But! then id have to kill people, and im nto quite ready to kill people just yet.

Pleasant: Feeding ducks.

Unpleasant: Yet. You're not ready yet. Just you wait.

Pleasant: I got 4 A's in school!

Unpleasant: I got a C- in Gym because I didn't always have tennis shoes...

More pleasant: I got an A in Math, FUCKING MATH DUDE? HELLY FUCKING YEAH!

More unpleasant: How did I get a B in English? I'm disappointed with that :(

Pleasant: Would you like a spot of tea?

Unpleasant: Nobody gives a fuck what you got on your report card.

Pleasant: I am sorry, I do not like tea, but thank you graciously for your offer.

Unpleasant: So-fucking-what? I just felt like posting something I found pleasant. Kiss my ass you little twat.

Pleasant: I am getting on the most attractive girl I know... not because I mack all over her... but because she likes it. I like her alot... I really want to be in a relationship with her.

Unpleasent: She has a boyfriend who is a senior at my highschool and is Student Council Vice-President... he's very, very big.

Pleasent: So kick his ass
Unpleasent: Or die trying!

Pleasant: This thread fucking sucks.

Unpleasant: *unzips pants and pees all over monitor*

Pleasant: Oh Raziel, you're such a comical lad! I love you!

Unpleasant: I grab Raziel's penis while he's peeing, then I put it in my mouth and let him fill my mouth up with piss. I run to the supermarket to get some margarita mix, with the piss held in my mouth. Once I get to the cash register, the cashier says "That'll be $4.50", and I mumble "OK", and some of the piss squirts out of my mouth and onto the cashier. I quickly give her the money and run away with piss dripping down my mouth. Once I get home i prepare a cup with ice and margarita mix, and I unload the piss in it, mix it around, and drink it. I run to the toilet and vomit. I stir the vomit with my dick and then drink it all up again. So now my face is full of vomit and piss.

Thanks Raziel.

Plagiarist! You stole that from Saved By The Bell!

now THAT is a sick post... THAT should be edited... *turns his face away*