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Pleasant: Im going to get high.
Unpleasant: Im going to get high alone. |
Pleasant: I dont think yal suck.
Unpleasant: I do think some of you suck. This one is backwords but still works :-) ------------- Unpleasant: In not high yet. Pleasant: I will be soon, catch me on aim at Kidagakash2000 |
Pleasant: Have fun getting high!
Unpleasant: I'm going to fucking laugh my ass off when your brain becomes bong resin. |
Open your chest, scrape the resin off your lungs and toke up, yo!
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Pleasant: Grav, you are funny...I think these forums would suck without you
Unpleasant: I'd rather stick needles into my body than do any kind of drugs (cannibus, depressants, stimulatns, or hallucinogens) |
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Pleasant: Methinks it was the pleasant
Unpleasant: Methinks I don't give a rat's ass if it was the pleasant or unpleasant. |
Pleasent: In this journey of the journal I'm the journalist
Unpleasent: I have no fucking idea what I'm talking about. More Unpleasent: I have to go do homework. |
Pleasant: Interesting?
Unpleasant: homework is so fucking annoying sometimes >.< |
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Pleasent: That would be cool, i know a few people who's lung resin id like to smoke! lol Unpleasent: But! then id have to kill people, and im nto quite ready to kill people just yet. |
Pleasant: Feeding ducks.
Unpleasant: Yet. You're not ready yet. Just you wait. |
Pleasant: I got 4 A's in school!
Unpleasant: I got a C- in Gym because I didn't always have tennis shoes... More pleasant: I got an A in Math, FUCKING MATH DUDE? HELLY FUCKING YEAH! More unpleasant: How did I get a B in English? I'm disappointed with that :( |
Pleasant: Would you like a spot of tea?
Unpleasant: Nobody gives a fuck what you got on your report card. |
Pleasant: I am sorry, I do not like tea, but thank you graciously for your offer.
Unpleasant: So-fucking-what? I just felt like posting something I found pleasant. Kiss my ass you little twat. |
Pleasant: I am getting on the most attractive girl I know... not because I mack all over her... but because she likes it. I like her alot... I really want to be in a relationship with her.
Unpleasent: She has a boyfriend who is a senior at my highschool and is Student Council Vice-President... he's very, very big. |
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Unpleasent: Or die trying! |
Pleasant: This thread fucking sucks.
Unpleasant: *unzips pants and pees all over monitor* |
Pleasant: Oh Raziel, you're such a comical lad! I love you!
Unpleasant: I grab Raziel's penis while he's peeing, then I put it in my mouth and let him fill my mouth up with piss. I run to the supermarket to get some margarita mix, with the piss held in my mouth. Once I get to the cash register, the cashier says "That'll be $4.50", and I mumble "OK", and some of the piss squirts out of my mouth and onto the cashier. I quickly give her the money and run away with piss dripping down my mouth. Once I get home i prepare a cup with ice and margarita mix, and I unload the piss in it, mix it around, and drink it. I run to the toilet and vomit. I stir the vomit with my dick and then drink it all up again. So now my face is full of vomit and piss. Thanks Raziel. |
Plagiarist! You stole that from Saved By The Bell!
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now THAT is a sick post... THAT should be edited... *turns his face away*
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