So that the Jews can make you believe they aren't really there!

Actually, you should have never believed they were there!

So actually they're convincing you to be convinced that you were never convinced!


They're so.. tricky.

And they make a handy profit while doing so, too

How many times do I have to say it? Captain Obvious is dead. Captain Bovious killed him and took over.

I'm gonna go buy a yarmulke and keep it under my hat.

Yah but I was resurrected. Just like Jesus.

Does that make Captain Bovious Jewish?

Well you already said Captain Obvious is jewish because of money. So I guess Bovious could be jewish as well.

And Jesus was a Jew.. [ iron clad source: http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35939 ] so it all makes sense.

I guess since I am Jesus I qualify as an iron-clad source. Hear that Zonalon? I AM YOUR MESSIAH!!

No. I'm the messiah.

Yah, I guess having a black Messiah would piss zonalon off even more. How about I get to be Jesus on M-W-F, and you get to be Jesus tuesday-thursday? saturday and sunday can be resolved via rock paper scissors.

I've been the sole Jesus on these boards for the last 6-8 months, and I'm not willing to relinquish that position.

Well since you've been Jesus, has zonalon said anything about the fact that his racist ass is worshipping a black guy?

Actually, I was the Mexican Jesus years ago.

I bestow Burrito miracles upon thee all!

Nothing would make me happier than for Jesus to have been homosexual. Then all those ignorant right-wing nutjobs would finally have to stfu.

THis is a well known fact!

To everyone but Zonalon, it would seem

Does he know any truth? I think not.

All he knows is what he was probably (sadly) brought up to believe by racist parents and friends.