Simple: Have no life.

Whew good thing yours is only 97% JR... your life almost ended.

Yah, I'm only partially a loser ;)

The way I see it, you're partially cool ;)

<3

I love you too.

Or make 4 whole posts a day.

That can actually be quite difficult if there's nothing that you can reply to.

You could end up sitting for a couple of hours or so checking the threads to see if there's anything you can say in a reply. On lonesome nights, the only friend you make is the F5 button...

I remember those days... I used to talk with !K_A! on instant messanger and refresh Zelaron ALL DAY just to reply to particular threads and posts. The good ole days.

now u work for a living, what a shame

There's something really scary in that statement.

please describe

What else do people do for a living?

I dunno. Invent something and sell it for a shitload. Or inherit?

Ur praying right u lucky mother fucker

I'm hoping, see as how pissed my dad has been lately. More than once he's threatened to write me out of the will.

anf that would be BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Your father is threatening to write you out of his will?!

You must be annoying him a lot.

You clearly don't know JR very well...

I only know what he's like through his posts, and they're not very revealing.

Like his sexy pictures... now those are revealing!