A little boy went to his father one day and asked him "Daddy, the kids at school were talking about vaginas. What is a vagina, daddy?" His father looked to him and said "Son...a vagina, before sex, is a like a beautiful, unopened rose. After sex, well...have you ever seen a bulldog eat a jar of mayonaise?"

Haha, that was pretty good.

That is disgusting.

My ex said that I had no idea how true that was.