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KagomJack 2006-03-10 10:14 PM

You know what. I did it. I barely made it though. I begged to not die, but got this from the master!

http://www.chucknorris.com/

Sovereign 2006-03-11 12:47 AM

He personally welcomed me. I'm honored

Grav 2006-03-11 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mantralord
In A.D. 2101, people are still making stupid All Your Base and Chuck Norris references.

I just laughed my ASS off.

Dar_Win 2006-03-11 11:19 AM

Dear Friends:

I was lying in bed a couple of months ago and I started reflecting back to my Martial Arts career as a fighter. I remembered back to 1974, when I decided to retire after six years as the undefeated World Middleweight Karate Champion. I thought that I could defend my title again in 1975 at the age of 35 and win my seventh consecutive year, but then again I could probably lose, so I decided to retire as an undefeated champion. To this day I am considered one of the top fighters of all time. o_O o_O o_O

Chuck Norris can beat Asians at karate.

Jamesadin 2006-03-11 03:42 PM

Everyone should watch "Sidekicks" to honour the occasion. If you don't own it, rent it. Its the best Chuck movie... Other than Delta Force, of course.

RoboticSilence 2006-03-11 04:05 PM

I am watching "An Eye for an Eye"... the TV channel seems to be a day off on their airing though.

Sum Yung Guy 2006-03-11 04:15 PM

Chuck's real name is Carlos.

Sovereign 2006-03-11 06:06 PM

His movies are Le Bore.

Lenny 2006-03-17 01:18 PM

Chuck Norris reads Chuck Norris facts:

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/...?autoplay=true


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