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Penny_Bags 2006-03-22 02:26 PM

This is by far the most entertaining thread thats been on here in a long time.

Penny_Bags 2006-03-22 02:27 PM

I'm kidding about Drawn Together, by the way... I just saw a commercial for the show when I was typing this. I've never even watched that shit stain.

All the others are real though.

sciencekid 2006-03-22 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Medieval Bob
Try pounding the pud while staring at the sun.

and what does looking into the sun while your doing that supposed to do other than blind you, dare i ask?

Adrenachrome 2006-03-23 08:45 AM

snappin the carrot

Raziel 2006-03-23 12:21 PM

Weirdest thing I've ever beat off to?

...

I can't remember the woman's name, but she was this really hot anchor on CNN every day at about 4 am. She might still be doing it. Hispanic chick, long black hair. Super hot.

Oh, and that Rachael Ray chick on the Food Network. Hot, hot, hot, but every word that comes out of her mouth is like shoving radioactive glass crawling with giant spiders into my ears. I give props to the Mute Button for being my wingman that night.

Penny_Bags 2006-03-23 01:09 PM

Polishing your royal scepter.

Medieval Bob 2006-03-23 01:29 PM

http://i3log.com/uploads/rachael-ray-picture_ray.JPG

Raziel 2006-03-23 01:45 PM

Hot, hot, HOT, HOT, HOT-HOT-HOT.

Now, if she could just keep her useless, annoying mouth occupied with, oh, I don't know, gobbling my load, she'd be the perfect woman.

Penny_Bags 2006-03-23 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raziel
Hot, hot, HOT, HOT, HOT-HOT-HOT.

Now, if she could just keep her useless, annoying mouth occupied with, oh, I don't know, gobbling my load, she'd be the perfect woman.

Is it just me or has she put on some pounds lately?




I sure hope so, gotta love dat ass!

JRwakebord 2006-03-23 11:11 PM

Dude, pancake rabbit is sexy.

sciencekid 2006-03-23 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JRwakebord
Dude, pancake rabbit is sexy.

http://www.trimpe.org/jr/pictures/bu...th-pancake.jpg
does that satisfy you? rotflol!

JRwakebord 2006-03-23 11:57 PM

Sciencekid made 400 posts!

sciencekid 2006-03-23 11:58 PM

dang it! did that picture show up for any of you? i didn't for me :(

JRwakebord 2006-03-23 11:59 PM

Nope, no pic here.

sciencekid 2006-03-23 11:59 PM

yes... i know, captain obvious... lol...

JRwakebord 2006-03-24 12:00 AM

That's me!

sciencekid 2006-03-24 12:01 AM

1 Attachment(s)
hmmm... ill have to attach it. here, have fun and do whatever:

JRwakebord 2006-03-24 12:02 AM

I'm gonna go beat off to that now

sciencekid 2006-03-24 12:04 AM

have fun! rotflmboshict

Sovereign 2006-03-24 03:29 AM

Would you like some PIE?


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