With my striaght jacket, orange shirt and pants, and paper shoes. Whoo!!

Don't forget your afro.

Hmmm... that's still to be decided on. I'm going to the barber's in two weeks (weekend after I get my GCSE results) to either:

a) Have it "tidied up"
b) Cut

I'll get back to you on the afro situation.

What of your pink glasses and purple pimp hat, then?

Pimpin.

Weekends only.

You have to get a cane, Lenny.

Walking down the street with my Pimp hat and a silver-top cane; "I'm pimpin' doon'tcha knoow".

Yeah, thanks for putting the image of a pimp saying "Don'tcha know" in my head.

Sorry.

Don'tcha know lenny will slap a ho?

I heard there are a lot of hos in china. Maybe he should go there.

Gotcha, Bitch! With my pimp cane!

He practices in London. He has a hella strong pimp hand.

London is too far away. Liverpool is my turf. :)

Turf? Like, you own the place? Do they use astroturf in England or regular grasseed?

As a matter of fact, Lenny does own and rule the place with an iron fist.

Indeedy. But if I'm not careful the Scousers nick off with sadi fist, melt it down, and sell it on as scrap. :(

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Yes, we do have astroturf. And regular fields. Most places have both.

Is astroturf fun to roll in? Ya know, like a legally retarded roll? With the tounge hanging out and all? Like a Bulbasaur?

Not really... it's all sandy and scrapes like hell if you slide tackle.

Maybe English astroturf and American astroturf are different?