Dude trust me. You dont want to know

I'm going to take a guess here, but...

What colour is rust?
A trombone is long and hard, aye?

Put two and two together et voila, there's your rusty trombone.

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And how on earth am I supposed to know what an "enema" is? I'm not into all this weird stuff.

I dont think it will have that large of an effect on me.

Eating someone's ass while reaching around and jerking them off at the same time.

What The Fuck??!!!

Enemas aren't necessarily for cleaning, they're also helpful for people who are having troubles going to the bathroom. That help?

And JR: Now you've ruined HoH's innocence ;-;

Fair enough.

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My interpretation of a rusty trombone was completely wrong. :(

It's cool. I don't know what a Polish Bike Ride is.

Poor, little, centered-minded people.

It woudl appear I posted this image thinking this was that dead fetus thread.

Not awake yet.

Poor Sov.

Poor no-minded people.

Poor Poles.

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What IS a Polish Bike Ride?

That's about the standard response.

1.
When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he grips her waist,lifts his feet and starts kicking her in the breasts.

2.
When the seat is removed from a bicycle leaving only the seatpost. So when you ride the bike the seatpost goes up your rectum or vagina.

3.
When a man is having sex with a woman from behind in the doggy position, there is another woman riding the woman as if on a bike holding her braids like handle bars and making a pedaling motion with her feet, and massaging herself.

LO9L. That last one brings to mind the most ridiculous mental picture.

Why on earth would you kick someone in the breasts?!!

yea trust me that hurts =(

How the FUCK would you know that?

cause, i got kicked in the boobs! nothing sexual though, just got kicked, and it hurts alot ='(

I've been dropkicked in the chest. I have felt more pain than you.

You don't have boobs so it doesn't feel the same! if you do, theyre prob no where near as big as mine. and thats no where near the worst pain ive felt. and doing that in sex is wierddddddd. i prefer my chest unkicked thank you very much