Well being a Grade A asshole myself, you have to learn when to make jokes and when not too, its a tough life.

Really the only thing you can do is become gothic and hate the world.

Yeah, but those slash marks on your arms aren't even stylish.

Oops, thought you said go emo and hate the world.

Too bad I hate anyone that remotly looks goth/emo. However they always give me a big laugh, monday at cedar point saw some emo kid in all black, with a hoodie in like 90 degree weather, I couldn't stop laughing.

They're just so cold on the inside.

Cold as ICE!!!

Shoulda offered him an empty water bottle.

Piss on you, good sir.

Nah, I had to save my 2.50 bottle of aquafina to refill it after that ride, CP needs to lower its prices.

I feel that way sometimes, but people hate you. I'm not being mean, mind you, but people hate you and you hate people. It's an unholy symbiotic relationship we all have with people. But you can always complain here because we care.

Correction: A few people on here care =P.

can't argue with that!

You suck at life at the moment. Get better at it.

/agree