Holy shit. All i know about last night is that i went to a party with pants, and woke up in my room without them. This cant be good

haha that happened to me once. eccpet, i knew what happened in between, goooood times.

Well, i was informed how what happened, and it was more like me throwing my pants out my window because there was excessive blood on it from where i cut my elbow the night before. I have retrieved them and am washing them as we speak

hahaha thats pretty funny. i can honestly say I've never done that before. i do have some interesting stories though.

So how did you lose your pants?

I stole them! Ebayed that shit!

ugh glory what did i tell you about wearing my pants?/

i dont even want to hear his explanation for that one.

haha you know you love it. its actually happened before, i was walking with my friend and he was wearing the same pants as me. it was wierd.

HE was wearing the same pants as you? That's embarrassing on so many levels...

yea HE was. and they were the same size, which is pretty damn small.

Do emo kids even have balls?

Well if you consider me EMO, then i have the biggest pair ever. But if u dont, i would say no.

well, do you wear girls pants? do you have a reverse mullet? do you listen to emo and hate punk even though thats where emo got the idea from?
if so, im not so sure i want to talk to you anymore.

no no and no

They do, but very very small and shrivelled. And they can never get it up because their pants are too tight.

ITs not your pants i was wearing it was your panties and you told me to put them on b/c it makes u hot and horny.

Well, you do cut yourself while crying in the corner listening to Simple Plan.

Dont you sing all the words to all of thier songs? Emo fuck