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England gave the world Canada?

Well I never knew that.

And England gave the world America('s original 13 colonies).

Are you happy now?

I know we gave the world America, that's common knowledge.

I just didn't know about Canada.

And if WWI hadn't happened, we'd still be the Super Power we were... ish. :)

lol we kicked ur asses in the revolutionary war and we would do it again if we duked it out now son

america..fuck yeah

Didn't you know? Your dear old queen is also Canada's dear old queen.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_Canada

1837 rebellions? 1867 Confederation? 1931 Statute of Westminster?

I mean, it's boring and not as interesting as war but you should at least have some idea.

Yourself, the French and Spanish beat the British.

What? We were finally beaten by the French?!

Bastards!

Doesn't happen often, but when it does, it sure is embarassing.

Shoulda set fire frances grape supply. Any war would be over in days.

That's a question... do grapes actually burn that well?

if they're covered in gasoline...maybe

For some reason I don't think the English army had petrol in dayyes of olde.

I'm sure they had oil. And plants burn.

Hmmm... if we had any grapes in the house then I'd try burning one straight off, and then dip one in the oil lamp and then burn it.

Pryo!

And Australia was the most successful British prison ever!

It's too hot.

In fact, you could probably burn a grape a treat in Australia.

Hell, why not go the whole hog and burn Australia? They're beating us in the cricket... again again again again again again again again.