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Vault Dweller 2008-03-17 02:18 PM

Fill a rubber glove with equal parts cornstarch, pickle juice, and Windex. Wear said glove while sleeping for three nights straight, not changing the contents no matter how it may begin to smell. On the fourth night, add 4 cloves of garlic to the glove and continue to wear it at night for the rest of the week. (Warning: make sure you use exactly 4 cloves. Any more or less could prove fatal.) Finally, at the end of the week, refrigerate any remaining contents of the glove for 1 hour, then ingest the precipitate.



Or seek real medical advice.

D3V 2008-03-17 02:27 PM

Lol dude, you kill me. +rep if I could.

talentedhamster 2008-03-17 03:39 PM

sorry, im alergic to garlic

HandOfHeaven 2008-03-17 03:40 PM

Are you serious? Lol!

Did you get anything done with it? You should see a doctor!

talentedhamster 2008-03-17 03:45 PM

im prob gonna go tomorow cause i think its starting to show signs of infection

and yea, i really am allergic to garlic

Goodlookinguy 2008-03-17 06:05 PM

I would have thought that if you had noticed that, when you went to sleep, that it was bleeding, that you would have taken the initiative to go to the doctor.

Too bad, have fun with you hand.

HandOfHeaven 2008-03-17 07:22 PM

Oh, I said the 'Are you serious' because you believed that would work.

talentedhamster 2008-03-17 07:25 PM

no i didnt. i kenw it was a joke, and ws playing along. how come everyone else can do that and i cant? losers.

HandOfHeaven 2008-03-17 08:59 PM

Lol!



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-Spector- 2008-03-18 03:11 PM

What would happen if you filled your wound with garlic?

talentedhamster 2008-03-18 03:14 PM

prob bad things lol

-Spector- 2008-03-18 03:23 PM

hmm.. sounds like experiment time!

Call in Bill Nye the Science guy and Myth Busters ASAP!

talentedhamster 2008-03-18 03:24 PM

damnit they put me on hold

Willkillforfood 2008-03-18 05:46 PM

Salt and vinegar soothe wounds like someone earlier said :).

Coffeedagger 2008-04-06 06:42 AM

Are we going to get to hear how it turned out? The suspense! I must know the end of the story.

Goodlookinguy 2008-04-06 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffeedagger
Are we going to get to hear how it turned out? The suspense! I must know the end of the story.

Now that Coffeedagger states that, I wanna know too.

talentedhamster 2008-04-06 11:34 AM

oh yea i forgot to post you guys! well, it got infected X_X and it was all nasty and swolen but its gettin better now. it opens up alot cause of volleyball and gymnatics and grappling so its probly still gonna take some more time to heal. i think i'll live =]

Willkillforfood 2008-04-06 01:17 PM

You really should let that heal. You can pick up some nasty shit with big lesions like that.

Coffeedagger 2008-04-06 01:22 PM

What do you mean by grappling? like a grappling hook?

Willkillforfood 2008-04-06 01:42 PM

Grappling is ...

1. to hold or make fast to something, as with a grapple.
2. to use a grapple.
3. to seize another, or each other, in a firm grip, as in wrestling; clinch.
4. to engage in a struggle or close encounter (usually fol. by with): He was grappling with a boy twice his size.
5. to try to overcome or deal (usually fol. by with): to grapple with a problem.
–verb (used with object) 6. to seize, hold, or fasten with or as with a grapple.
7. to seize in a grip, take hold of: The thug grappled him around the neck.
–noun 8. a hook or an iron instrument by which one thing, as a ship, fastens onto another; grapnel.
9. a seizing or gripping.
10. a grip or close hold in wrestling or hand-to-hand fighting.
11. a close, hand-to-hand fight.

According to Dictionary.com at least. I wonder why she's wrestling? x_X.


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