Tell me how I'm being weird.

You know exactly how.

I'm just pretending to be you and D3V combined.

You hardly act like either of us.

Well excuse me if I don't want a picture of dicks.

I dare you to post something of substance. Something that is profound, not creepy, and insightful and able to show that you are truly capable of more than just look like a retarded creeper.

Give me an subject.

I like how he failed Step 0.

But I successed step 32.

No, you failed across the board.

Thus I am no Satan. Or... I am...?

You're Skurai. The worst thing in the world.

NWO.
Run by Skurai.
NZO.