You have weird horny teenager friends.

Eh heh. Neither of them are teens. They're both in their early twenties. ^_^ All my friends are either older than me or younger than me.

Squee hehe...

I was embarrassed last night after I went and saw Fiddler on the Roof. After the musical, my dad, sister, and I were leaving, and I heard someone scream out my name. I turned around and was immediately glomped by one of my friends from highschool (who is still in highschool herself. She's only a Junior now.) And then she introduced herself to my father by saying: "Hiya! I'm your son! No! Wait! Daughter! Jessica and I are married! I'm her husband! She's my wife!"

Heh...My dad replied "Another Daughter. That's all I need."

Such a silly man. ^_^

Such a silly wife. ^_^ Oh ho ho.

That post annoyed me. I want to throw a rod of bamboo at you, roots first.

I'm sure MedievalBob has embarassing moments. His whole life is a joke. Say something, you drunkard!

I can be an annoying person at times. Just ask KA.

And friends don't let friends post drunk, y0. I let a friend of mine post (semi) drunk, and she read it a day later and smacked me for allowing her to post in that condition. Heh.

What the fuck is "y0." Conform to my internet standards or die.

Another embarrasing moment....when i try to flame while drunk, tired or drunk and tired.

I shall never conform. I'll type however I want to type. But at least I can spell properly.

Thou canst not force me to conform to thy ideals.


Embarrassing moment:

I was in choir, and singing (duh), and I tried to comment on how when everyone hit a certain pitch, my binder started to vibrate. But when I tried to say "binder vibrating", it came out "vibrator binding."

Oops.

This is what google thinks a binder is.

http://www.courses.fas.harvard.edu/~...ges/binder.gif

or just really drunk

i remembered i tried to moon my friend at work and missed and mooned my boss instead, dam i could of sworn i would of lost my job there, but hey, i guess she likes me :-P

I once threw up on the Principal's shoes. It was during an assembly and I was walking into the gym and he was standing there.

Ew...I really didn't need to read that this early in the morning. :slice:

eww

I fail to see what's so gross about that. o.O Lord knows the skin is flappy as all hell after giving birth. But then again, I wouldn't know. I would just imagine.

well my friend tells me of this kid in class.... who was actually jacking off and he got caught by the teacher, that has to be the stupidest and most embarressing thing someone could do. Everyone can get a little horny at school but god damn what idiot jacks off????

HAHA...yea that was so fuckin funny dude

One of my teachers walked in on this girl giving two guys a BJ at school one day. In her classroom. And she teaches health and child development too. Hm.

heh

whatd she say...

I dunno. :-T

I would have hated to have been that girl though. Or the boys.

joined in?

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

it that would of been in college i would of joined :-P

I once went into this bank thinking it was my bank, since it's always been the same bank for like 5+ years, so I didn't notice that they changed the bank, and it was a diff. bank(eh). So I went in and I was like, I need to withdraw money, and they say... we can't find your account... and I'm like, wtf, what do you mean? It's xxxxxxx(sex? no) and they're like I'm sorry I cant find it. Are you sure you made an account with us? Then I say "well yeah, here's my card", and she's like, we aren't your bank, and after making a huge line and making a semi-big scene... yeah...

That happens to us all Eddie.

Well, I know I have never done that.

Me either. I guess I'm a nobody then.

hell.... im too young to of done that... my parents handle my money issues, im only 17 lol

after a hot day of work i was going for some dinner at jack in the box saw some friends and thay were going to a party at a friends house and there was good alc so i knew i could just crash there and wouldnt have to drive drunk anyways i get there drink up meet a girl we get in a room and we make out and she starts to unzip my pants and she whips my junk out and she put here moth on it and then was like ew it tasets like shit and asked me to go in the bath room and wash it a bit im fucking wasted so i get up go out of the room and down the hall and chill for a bit talking with some friends i get to the bath room and go to whip it out and its allready out i was like oh shit i just walked around this party with my shit tikin out my fly and i was talking to people lmao funyy stuff man and only like 2 people told me about it a few days layter but i still was like what a dip shit am i

Another embarrasing moment. Iwas working today, my usual 6.5 hours shift, which , mind you, is a lot for a lazy shit such as i. It was about hour 5. Half way through it. These old group of people came and ordered food. IT was a man and someone i am assuming was his wife. Holy fuck i was so tired i completely fucked up their order. I was working register, fyi.

Well they came up and ordered. They wanted chili. Ok so i rung up chili. UNfortunatly i was so tired, i forgot to read the whole buttom i was pressing. I gave them chili cheese fries instead of chili >_<.

Then, i completely forgot to add a component to there meal. I think its because my finger slipped. I added an extra thing, and i deleted the wrong thing.

So yea, we ended up having to come back 2 to 3 times with different foods until the order was right. God on my second day too. Shit that was embarrasing.

Don't worry if I ever work at a fast food place I will probably do worse and get fired.Hopefully you didn't get fired.

think about this one...
some girl from the 25 th floor (probably a model) was in the same elevator as i was and she was carrying books, it was so quiet that the only words that came out of my mouth was, "so, are those your books??" and she kept quiet, and looked at me stupidly, dam i felt so dam stupid i stayed at work till 7 pm so i know she went home first so i dont have to see her that day again :-(

Why is that so bad...

I'm thinking the same thing.

Because it's a god damned retarded way to break the proverbial ice.

lmao J_ice i think wev all had a moment like that

when that shit happens just say so insane stupid shit and start talking to your self and freak out then it turns the tables and u get to point and giggle at her when she run out of the building

Or u could just whip it out and be like yo suck it bitch or whack her across the face and then tell her to suck it. And if she doesn't, slap the bitch. Nothing shows athority like the back of ur hand.

Ha thats funny..

My most Embarrasing moment was when I tried to pose in front of a person who supposetly liked me and fell on my ass.. haha somehow I went unconsious

I fell asleep getting a hair cut after pulling an all nighter

Accidentally called a girl I liked a bitch (online)

Lol pretty funny now that I think back

I called my girlfriend a bitch to her face, so thats no biggie.

I call everyone a bitch, so yeah, no biggie.