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Rhymes dont have to be violent! Most of the time they are, but I was just saying it as it is. For that stupid comment you made along with the weakest rhymes yet, your lucky I dont bust a cap in your ass.
And you started off too lines with the same words. Another thing, you put each line(lyrics like everyone else does on separate lines so its easier to see what rhymes. It is how it is suppose to be done. I take it ur a n00b at rapping to aren't cha? |
P.S. Rap is a form of poetry dumb ass.
You come on dissin me saying I dont have flow// you then prance around callin my mom a hoe// your rhymes are weaker then a babies dick// it must be hard grown up with a mom named Nick// i'm hidden in the shadows, ready to slay// butchers knife in one hand, ready to make you pay// for the bullshit you bring, thinking your big// you little bitch, i'm gonna break you like a twig// sever your limbs while your still breathin air// this battle's like a cat and a mouse, its just not fair// I am the superior, bitch get on your fucking knees// know your shakin, wanting to live, asking please// your time's up, slit your wrists, gun to your arms// bullets fire, splatter,bloods dripps from my charms// you lay there shakin in pain, mutilated to hell// you just felt the rath of the silver to the fuckin cell// the fun just started, your families next// finish your mom off, but not til after sex// by mornin I'll be on Canada's most wanted// now the whole continent is gonna be hanted// That's all for now, you keep talkin shit and im gonna destroy you. You best watch yourself. |
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it's called a typo!
And why do you have to pick out the one thing that is wrong? Serioisly are you just bored? ...........changed. |
Something like that. Maybe I like to bother people. ^_^
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A typo? the "t" and "p" are pretty far away from each other on a standard keyboard. Most typos happen because of a mistruck key adjacent to the intened point of impact... you my friend must have been hopped up on schnapps and raisinettes... because you missed by a long shot.
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hush.....
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Now everybody from the 313
Put your mothefucking hands up and follow me Everybody from the 313 Put your mothefucking hands up Now while he stands tough Notice that this man did not had his hands up This free world got you gased up Now who's afraid of the big bad wolf 1, 2, 3 and to the 4 1 pac, 2 pac, 3 pac, 4 4 pac, 3 pac, 2 pac, 1 You're pac, he's pac, no pacs, none This guy aint no mother-fuckin MC, I know everything he's got to say against me, I am white, I am a fuckin bum, I do live in a trailer with my mom, My boy Future is an Uncle Tom. I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun, I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps And Wink did fuck my girl, I'm still standin here screamin "FUCK THE FREE WORLD!" Don't ever try to judge me dude You don't know what the fuck i've been through But i know something about you You went to Cranbrook, that's a private school What's the matter dawg? You embarrased? This guy's a gangster, he's real name's Clarence And Clarence lives at home with both parents And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage This guy don't wanna battle, He's shook 'Cause there no such things as half-way crooks He's scared to death He's scared to look in his fuckin yearbook, fuck Cranbrook Fuck the beat, i go acapella Fuck a papa doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody Fuck y'all if you doubt me I'm a piece of fucking white trash, i say it proudly And fuck this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outty, Here, tell these people something they dont know about me. |
Way to go 8 mile on his ass.
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It's so funny when people rap lyrics that DON'T rhyme... but are close to rhyming.
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my motto fuck lotto i get the 7 digits from your mother for a dolla tommorow o0o0o0o o0o0o0o 0o0o0o haha
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Holy shit, he said he will be canadas most wanted. lol. I'm sure that will be hard to do.
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Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the House of Horrors
Were you born in a barn, shut the fucking door You see, damn, cause I'm about to scare you Blubablubabluba, okay now I dare you Close your eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten Don't wanna, huh, cause you know my nuts are going in I'm twisted, I'll cut your finger off, and stick in your butt Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and glue it shut This is when I get crazy, lemme show you something Brrrr! You know what that means, it don't mean nothing, haha But it scared you cause people don't be doing that shit But me brrr! bitch brrr! I'm all about it Guess what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, the silly rabbit, UH! Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm glowing Alright, I'm done, turn them back, wait, where you going? kkk pwnt |
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Wow, what a horrible excuse for some rhymes your lyrics are so shitty, your rapping should be a crime I know your just a tubby kid, prolly a professional on the piano nope, your just a stupid whiney little bitch that looks like jay leno The only way you could scare me, if you were my daddy but we all know your not, cuz you aint got no nuts, so I ain't scared, i'm ready ready for any kidna spam you can throw this way ill flip it, trash it, make fun of it, and be on my way anyone you try and flame will be made a joke, and make you sound gay so get your merry ass steppin, and be on your way |
Wow, that was horrently(sp) bad.
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Yeah, but I wanted to repeat my self and bs liek you did. Comeon, lets battle. limited 8 lines / 30 seconds.
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K, no, rap is gay.
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Die. What do you listen to, Nsync?
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I think his chin listens to britney. the rest of his girth listens to nsync.
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No, Hed(PE), Metallica, ICP, and nothing that you like.
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Haha metallica = good back in the day. Icp is a bunch of fat nerds that wear makeup. and hed is queer. Son, you can't handle this.
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You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha You are an idiot Ha ha ha ha ha ha You are an idiot Ha ha ha ha ha ha You are an idiot Ha ha ha ha ha ha You are an idiot Ha ha ha ha ha ha You are an idiot Ha ha ha ha ha ha DI DICKI DO DOM DI DOM DO DI DICK DO DOM DICKI DICKI DI DOM Toot toot chugga chugga big red car! Poetry is supposed to be peaceful! Do you think Shakespeare would light some G's up with his 9? |
Nongayman, what a pathetic name
It fits you perfectly, your quite fucking lame HadesKnight likes fingers up his butt All shapes and sizes, his poop chute is a dirty slut Slaynish is only a few years old I'd feel bad beating his ass for what he deserves but in the end i'd be great to say "Yea bitch! you just got served!!" |
D3v you keep impressing me
you ain't cool so shut the fuck up G you and slaynish fight like you wanna marry you both are gay whole zelaron would agree NonGayMan could whoop your ass So bad that to calm you down we'd need teargas my rhymes are weak like your erected penis so im going to stop steppin up to your blackness |
Yo, my name is James-A-Din!
I like to eat Dol-phin fin! I think I should stop-right-now! Before I pwn-a-cow! Thank you! |
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I keep impressin, and it' aint how im dressin You'd better becareful hades, you dont know who your messin if me and slaynish were to merry, it'd be cuz he was rich and even if that were the case, i would make him my bitch but there is no way that i'll ever be gay Everything that i say on zelaron has'd to agree Cuz if they don't, i'll make em get on their knees Teargas ain't nothing compared to the gas that comes outta my ass my rhymes are like a violent car wreck, it'll give you whiplash so get your patheticness, away from this, i'll cut this harassment short, and make it a mini-dis |
The sun will come out tomorrow
With just a little bit of sorrow You better cry me a river Because smoking can destroy your liver And drugs can fuck up your brain Hey everybody, let's go eat some chicken chow mein Pull up your pants, I can see your bum All the Aussies will say "G'Day to you mum!" |
D3V im gonna have to agree//
hades are u really a he// ur rhymin like a women drinkin tea// pathetic, u need to crouch to pee// ur making rap look bad, its a shame// ur best stayin, talking on aim// ur not cut out for this fame// but u walk around, making a claim// u got skills, drop the crap// or u gonna have a permenant nap// ur ignorance is holding u back// if it makes u stop, here's a plaque// you done, im done no need to finish// this is it bitch, you quick diminish// |
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Actually my rhymes are pretty good. You should hear my vocals, i can flow
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You don't flow You just blow Like the yellar Mo The name's Joe Schmo And I have a bow I'm down low With a ho Deciding whether or not to show Maybe I should just say no Give me a quarter, I'm a hobo |
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With lyrically explicit lines, I'm a fucking pistol whipping bandit Knock you on your ass, giving myself a pat on the back at it Hell yeah I can flow, like a blue ass river If I rapped any better, i'd call myself a nigger If your dick wasn't so small, I wouldn't be so much bigger Now just hold still, while I put this gun in your mouth, and pull the trigger. |
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No shit. Like someone else explained, it's not freestyle at all. You can come up with your rhymes in like 30 minutes on the internet; do it in real life within 2 minutes.
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Look at the ill'complexity' of my posts ... They're stupid.
If ANYBODY wants to freestyle or battle against me, im me on aim : Aim 1s Gay I'm on alot, if you'd want to that is... |
Some of you are fucking dumb
Then again i'm fucking high I smoke pot till i get numb And none yall can't deny i smoke the roach till its microscopic 'cause i been smokin since junor high what sucks here is this topic about freestyle motherfucks who can't reply with a good post that ryhmes d3v get his pleasure from racism when the reply button is hit comes one of d3v's orgasms but then his dick gets a spasm now in the "100% or 110% thread" he doesnt know its just sarcasm but then i find a way to make d3v mad and impregnate one of his moms just throw a racist remark in there and let her scream thru the intercom i dont know what i'm sayin all this shit gets me confused till my head starts hurtin, now ima go to bed an' snooze biatch!1 |
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Man dis man kaos, always acts like he's high He used to get beat as a child, rememberance makes him cry I wish I would get an orgasm from racism, that'd help me I'd get a 12 year subscription, to KKK monthly Now if you think you impregnated my mom with that little patty Think again twat, im older than you, and she already had me 100% or 110% thread was just a joke to keep me busy After banging your mom, my crotch has been all itchy I had to get some cream, had to smear it fast I knew I sholda never tapped that ass But it was good while it lasted, it was all in good Fun Next time i'll be sure just to stick it in the bum. Now please just keep my mom out of this son, And maybe next time i'll keep this outta your mom kaos is a goofy little boy, who deploys all of these unsuccessful ploys Now ima have to get packin, and deal with this bitch talkin so much noise Well i'm runnin outta combacks, im runnin outta rhymes I'ma have to get back to the lynchin, these niggas outta line! |
I'm blue
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