well atleast im not dead.. hmm start robbing banks.. interesting o.0

How about you actually do kill yourself. I like that idea.

When I rock back and forth in this chair it makes squeaking noises!

Well, I'm off to peel some more carrots.

Sounds like a cry for attn.
also cutting your wrists from top to bottom as apose to side to side.
if yer gona do it, cut the spot more then once. a zigzag means nothing,
go downwords 3 or 4 times, thus shreding the vains in a downword motion, making it much much harder to fix. (just incase somone finds ya bleeding out and trys to save ya)

if yer gona do somthing, do it right the frist time.
and cutting yerself and bleeding to death isent a great way to die.
try a toaster in the tub with the cercit breakers open so they dont go off when the charge hits the tub and shorts.

Dont hang yourself cues thats the worse if ya do it wrong. you can lierly hang there for 45mins dieing. or worse fail all togeather, im only saying this since you alredy failed once at something as simple as bleeding too death,

OD on pills or somthing, very peacefull, just feal tired go to sleep, an, well you die.

Connect a hose from your exaust into the car.

Get high and sleep and never wake up

You guys are fucking imbeciles. If you really want to die all you have to do is jump head fucking first off of a building. He didn't really want to die. If he wanted to die he wouldn't be here.

when i was listing the ways to die. i thought about putting in jumping off buildings or bridges. but then i thought, your pethitic(bad spelling) enough to kill yourself. do it in privtcy i dont need to see your pethitic spalterd ass on the news or even walking by, not just me, everyone. ppl dont need to to see it nor want to.

This is another good one, if you have a car. get tired go sleep. thats it. all gone! one less mouth to feed.

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corse... with all these, it woudlent matter in this case, as he would have to "Post" it for ppl to see. crappy job at lookin for attn. or just bored and wants to fuk with ppl. corse you ppl dont give a shit what he does lol.

Actually, the best ideas are right here. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=manly_suicide

One time I was in the train to school and apparently someone jumped in front of it... I think I saw a head lying on the side as we went by, altough it could also have been some other body part, all I remember is that it was roundish, red and nasty...

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet.

Yeah, that's the exact site I posted earlier about going through your jugular as opposed to 'down the highway' or 'across the street'.

What would all three do to you??

Well, you're lower arms would be completely lacerated, and you would either A. Die from blood loss or B. Die from decapitation.

Either way it leaves a nice mess for the loved ones.

How fun...cleaning up your recently ex-loved ones mess..."Dear, ex-loved one has made a rather nasty mess on the carpet"...

"... and the wall, ceiling, mirror... dear god it's even on the windowsills! Didn't this room use to be white?!"

"Damn it! I'm gonna miss 'Law and Order' because of this little shit. It's so messy. Couldn't he have just fallen off a building somewhere, you know, not in my living room???"

Or if the room was blood red then I assume you wouldnt have to clean a thing?

Yeah except for the blood would probably start to smell horrible.

Attention Whore!

Get off of this forum you fag.

you have something against people that slit their wrists? i wasnt trying to get attention i was informing zelaron of my actions.. ok thx and bye

I don't really have a problem with someone that slits their wrists. I have a problem with people that post about it on forums/post about it on e-journals/talk about it on online messengers. I also have a problem with people that can't even kill themselves correctly. That's pretty damn pathetic.

You suck.

Stole the words right out of my mouth.

Stole the words right out of my mouth.

Stole the words right out of my mouth.

I just read a few things on Zelaron... just letting Zelaron know what im doing. now im going to exit this IE browser window then chat to my friends. Then take a shower once my towels are dry. Then come back and by then this girl I havent seen in a long time should be on. Going to talk about old times and laugh. Then I guess call my cousin and see what's going on this weekend then sleep. I'll have music playing the whole time.

Only problem with your brilliant logic is that if someone is a selfish enough fuck to want to kill themself, then they really won't care about the after effects.


P.S. when do we get to see your boobs.

I'm going to download some porn and beat off to it. I'm not going to wash my hands, or clean up. I'm going to Krogers after that to rub my hands on all of the fruit. After that I'm going to collect urine samples from people and drink them. Then I'm going to slit my wrists, and post about how bad I failed on Zelaron. All the while, Dashboard Confessionals will be playing.

Yes... Dashboard is Vital

Never actually listened to any.

It's "Kill Yourself" music, or at least what I call it. It sucks.

So PureRebel, where are these promised pictures?

Your right, so that part could be revised.
and my boobies are for me to see and you people too... not see.... :-P

Stole the words right out of my mouth. :-P

nakie pixkkthxbai

Stole the words right out of my mouth.

Stole the words right out of FACT #4

LO9L

I'm downloading some dashboard now so i can see what its like

It's sort of like having the funny sucked out of you forcefully, then having it reintroduced intravenously.