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glory_gamer 2006-03-01 03:10 PM

Ill Stick with the normal bitches!

GutterMind 2006-03-01 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glory_gamer
Ill Stick with the normal bitches!

Ever gone to McDonald's and thought, "Man I wish I could get something different." Same thing with women, eventually you want something above the norm......

glory_gamer 2006-03-01 05:36 PM

I worked at Mcdonalds so i do know!

gruesomeBODY 2006-03-01 06:26 PM

HAHAHAHA now thats funny

GutterMind 2006-03-01 08:09 PM

Look, you wouldn't order a double quarter pounder meal super-sized and ask for it plain.

kenpo sensei 2006-03-02 07:09 AM

Do you want fries with that, thats extra you know.

gruesomeBODY 2006-03-02 07:26 AM

Biggie size?

sue_13 2006-03-02 01:47 PM

Biggie Size is Wendy's! You are fired!

GutterMind 2006-03-02 03:23 PM

Yes, but the whole concept is that if the world only had vanilla ice cream, no one would want it anymore. Variety is the only way to get through older age, unless you are kenpo. Then you do karate and stuff to occupy your time....

Titusfied 2006-03-02 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenpo sensei
At least you would here them scream a little.

Well, I'm a little aggressive in the sack, and if I'm not smothering their face in the floor because I put them in the dog and swept out the arms from under them, I'm choking her while I give it to her. I love bitches that are into the asphixiation orgasm. So fucking hot..

sue_13 2006-03-02 08:15 PM

I have a feeling we are going to be reading about Titus choking bitches to death in about 2 years.

kenpo sensei 2006-03-02 08:27 PM

I could see him in jail somewhere for something out of the norm.

gruesomeBODY 2006-03-02 08:57 PM

And still choking bitches.... i mean..... slaves ..... i mean..... bitches that are men.

glory_gamer 2006-03-02 09:29 PM

slave She-males?

kenpo sensei 2006-03-03 07:22 AM

Shemales? I'll take the one leged prostitute.

GutterMind 2006-03-03 08:46 AM

FUCK THIS. Now I am down with almost anything, but we are definately getting away from the "shemale" thing. Go back to the brownie-baking prostitute and choke that bitch.

Titusfied 2006-03-03 12:27 PM

You fuck nigger prostitutes?

Or what the hell does brownie-baking prostitute mean?

gruesomeBODY 2006-03-03 02:57 PM

She makes awasome brownies. She hops on one leg in the chicken and uses utensils to pleasure herself. Thats what it means

kenpo sensei 2006-03-03 07:30 PM

Hops one leg in the chicken? Thats really wild. Maybe you ment kitchen?

GutterMind 2006-03-04 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gruesomeBODY
She makes awasome brownies. She hops on one leg in the chicken and uses utensils to pleasure herself. Thats what it means

Thank you gruesome, you are correct. I want a bitch to fuck me and then fix me a snack, then get the fuck out of my house!!!

gruesomeBODY 2006-03-04 07:16 PM

i did mean kitchen, but yea i felt that was what gutter was after. Now we just have to find this prostitute and we will be all set

glory_gamer 2006-03-05 12:29 AM

Ok now do me?

kenpo sensei 2006-03-06 02:50 PM

OOOH, you and Gruesome have something going on?

gruesomeBODY 2006-03-06 06:11 PM

What????? Where the hell did this come from?

glory_gamer 2006-03-06 09:00 PM

the chicken.

gruesomeBODY 2006-03-06 09:44 PM

Oh yea maybe that was a mistake. Those chickens can be bad, especially when me and GLory are around!!!

kenpo sensei 2006-03-07 08:57 AM

Brings a whole new meaning to the word peckers.

Titusfied 2006-03-07 01:34 PM

Shut your mouth, pecker head.

GutterMind 2006-03-07 03:14 PM

Dammit! Every time I turn around, you are back to fucking something weird. First the shemale thing, now chickens. WTF!!!

Kaneda 2006-03-07 06:06 PM

WHOOOOOOOOOOoFUCKINGRAY!!!

kenpo sensei 2006-03-08 10:57 AM

I didnt pull your string Titus, pull your batteries out.

Titusfied 2006-03-08 12:59 PM

Bad Kampo!

Back to your hole, peasant!

kenpo sensei 2006-03-09 08:14 AM

Bad Titisfried!

You are the hole.

GutterMind 2006-03-09 07:14 PM

Stop with the puns.

kenpo sensei 2006-03-10 08:25 AM

Why we are so good at them, right Titus.

GutterMind 2006-03-10 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenpo sensei
Why we are so good at them, right Titus.

Sorry, but the truth may hurt. NO, YOU ARE NOT GOOD AT THEM, SO STOP IT, FUCKER!!!

tidus2005 2006-03-11 08:36 AM

Oh Noes Why Are We All Yelling?

GutterMind 2006-03-11 01:43 PM

I guess because we can.

kenpo sensei 2006-03-13 07:45 AM

Turn it up, I like it.

GutterMind 2006-03-15 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenpo sensei
Turn it up, I like it.

You can't hear. Your deaf! That's why you like it so loud, dumbass.


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