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Great-Thanatos 2006-03-25 08:29 AM

American pie

slaynish 2006-03-25 01:51 PM

I cant say i have beaten off to something weird but i CAN say that while beating off like randomly pictures pop up in my head and it sucks. Lets say i focus on one girl, then i think of another girl, then all of a suddon im sitting here thinking about my fat next door neighbor and im like "ah this sucks" and i have to restart from the top

well i guess since you all are a lot older that must give you some more experience than me so i cant say im not surprised i havnt jacked off to weirder shit

Sovereign 2006-03-25 08:14 PM

Those flutes are damn sexy, good sir.

Lenny 2006-03-26 06:28 AM

I know some Flautists. They're all very weird people...

They hate sitting in front of the Trumpets because we "Play too loudly" apparently.

Penny_Bags 2006-03-28 02:12 PM

You Asshole.

KagomJack 2006-03-28 08:10 PM

You probably beat off to your gerbil-penetrating-Richard-Gere porn

HandOfHeaven 2006-03-28 09:08 PM

Anyone ever beat off in an airplane?

Kaneda 2006-03-28 09:21 PM

Oh I tried once. But it wasn't successful.

HandOfHeaven 2006-03-28 09:27 PM

Oh I was just thinking. I've always thought about it, but it would be so weird.

Kaneda 2006-03-28 09:29 PM

You'd just have to get a good seat with few people around, either that or hope they were asleep. Then just toss a little airplane blanket over you...

Grav 2006-03-29 04:42 AM

How about in the bathroom?

Medieval Bob 2006-03-29 08:55 AM

I think it's a felony to beat off in an airplane.

Sovereign 2006-03-29 09:21 AM

Least the could nail you for is indecent exposure.

Anyone part of the mile high club?

Medieval Bob 2006-03-29 10:50 AM

Ya that seems logical. I just heard a mention of it somewhere a while back, and it stuck because it seemed... interesting.

Penny_Bags 2006-03-29 09:57 PM

I'm trying to get my activity up....





ANYONE GOT ANY VIAGRA?!??!?!?!?

JRwakebord 2006-03-29 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sovereign
Anyone part of the mile high club?


Tried, she laughed her ass off and said no.

Kaneda 2006-03-30 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GravitonSurge
How about in the bathroom?

Meh, wheres the fun in that? It's just a stinky tiny bathroom. If you do it in your seat theres the excitiment of getting caught!

Lenny 2006-03-31 12:32 PM

Hmmm...I'da thought you'd start to smell after a while if you did it in your seat. No?

Air Hostess walks past, "Excuse me ma'am, but I don't suppose you have a towel with you? I kinda...I had an accident. Honest."

JRwakebord 2006-03-31 03:26 PM

Stop by the bathroom beforehand and pick up some tissues.

`Insolence` 2006-04-01 06:25 AM

Ever seen that South Park where the sextuplets have their grandma over to Stan's house, and Stan's grandfather does the grandma?

















































Ya...

Sovereign 2006-04-01 06:52 AM

If I remember correctly, she dies of a heart attack as well.

`Insolence` 2006-04-01 07:11 AM

The money shot.

Pretty sure she dies, then he just keeps going.

Great-Thanatos 2006-04-01 08:00 AM

Thats just...wrong cause the grandma dies.

Willkillforfood 2006-04-01 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaneda
Meh, wheres the fun in that? It's just a stinky tiny bathroom. If you do it in your seat theres the excitiment of getting caught!

And having an air marshal beat you with a flashlight!

JRwakebord 2006-04-01 12:53 PM

Psh, flashlight. Pistol whip!

Sovereign 2006-04-01 05:00 PM

At first I read fleshlight and lol'd. :(

Penny_Bags 2006-04-01 07:37 PM

Dude I bought a Fleshlight.


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