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American pie
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I cant say i have beaten off to something weird but i CAN say that while beating off like randomly pictures pop up in my head and it sucks. Lets say i focus on one girl, then i think of another girl, then all of a suddon im sitting here thinking about my fat next door neighbor and im like "ah this sucks" and i have to restart from the top
well i guess since you all are a lot older that must give you some more experience than me so i cant say im not surprised i havnt jacked off to weirder shit |
Those flutes are damn sexy, good sir.
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I know some Flautists. They're all very weird people...
They hate sitting in front of the Trumpets because we "Play too loudly" apparently. |
You Asshole.
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You probably beat off to your gerbil-penetrating-Richard-Gere porn
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Anyone ever beat off in an airplane?
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Oh I tried once. But it wasn't successful.
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Oh I was just thinking. I've always thought about it, but it would be so weird.
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You'd just have to get a good seat with few people around, either that or hope they were asleep. Then just toss a little airplane blanket over you...
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How about in the bathroom?
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I think it's a felony to beat off in an airplane.
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Least the could nail you for is indecent exposure.
Anyone part of the mile high club? |
Ya that seems logical. I just heard a mention of it somewhere a while back, and it stuck because it seemed... interesting.
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I'm trying to get my activity up....
ANYONE GOT ANY VIAGRA?!??!?!?!? |
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Tried, she laughed her ass off and said no. |
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Hmmm...I'da thought you'd start to smell after a while if you did it in your seat. No?
Air Hostess walks past, "Excuse me ma'am, but I don't suppose you have a towel with you? I kinda...I had an accident. Honest." |
Stop by the bathroom beforehand and pick up some tissues.
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Ever seen that South Park where the sextuplets have their grandma over to Stan's house, and Stan's grandfather does the grandma?
Ya... |
If I remember correctly, she dies of a heart attack as well.
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The money shot.
Pretty sure she dies, then he just keeps going. |
Thats just...wrong cause the grandma dies.
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Psh, flashlight. Pistol whip!
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At first I read fleshlight and lol'd. :(
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Dude I bought a Fleshlight.
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