So ...was your chest sore after you did the polish bicycle, katie? =o

Spanking's fun in sex, right guys?

Well, not if it hurts them...

I don't get the whole "spanking is kinky"... it just seems weird.

whatever tickles your fancy, no pun intended.

Hmmm... feathers are weird too. I'd imagine they'd get in the way, and who wants soggy feathers?

I was being facetious.

And I happen to like being spanked by girls!

I enjoy spanking. It's kinda kinky.

But are you doing the spanking, or being spanked?

the wooden spoon is so much fun

I don't dabble into my private life publicly.

Fair enough.

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Am I brave enough to ask what a "Wooden spoon" is?

That first one looks more like a Spatula... to be honest.

You're right, it does. A wooden spatula?

Hairbrushes hurt more :(

This thread delivers.

Mouth to ass?

Ten times out of ten?

A-HA! I know what "wooden spoon" is now. :)

And I wish I didn't. :(

Um... why not? It's spoon made of dead trees.

*kicks breasts*

Lol. So the bicycle technique not only provides pleasure but helps you tone up your legs through vigorous aerobic exercise.

I concur.

am i interrupting by posting? and how did the subject of the conversation change from ass to mouth to wooden spoon?

Just basic conversational thingies. It starts out as a sexual thingy, so we carry on with the sexual thingies, get on to weird things to do during sex, and then Wooden Spoon sounds like something might happen.

Wooden spoon = low-tech speculum.

Heh.You'd have to polish it a bit, no?

Don't want any splinters, now do we?

Oh no. Don't talk to me about splinters. I've had a couple a day for the past 9 weeks. :(

Um.... where are these splinters located?

In my hands of course. What am I going to do; lift heavy, wooden pallets with my teeth?

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I once watched a british man pick up and concrete block with his testicles

No, a 60 inch cock.

I was going to say something along those lines...

"You're not the one that ended up with mayo in your cooch!"

"One ring, ....."

I wanna know how I missed this thread.

I was wondering who bumped this thread, but I should have known.