ive seen him on comic view and a few other places

remember the part in the corner store with jamal?

when jamal and them get all shot up

yes its not too much different than friday rent it some time

The Breaks

I liked The Breaks better than Friday. But, that's just me.

i think theyre both classics

Anyway...

...more funny movie quotes!

From Donnie Darko

Principal: So, Donnie let's go over this one more time. What exactly did you say to Mrs. Farmer?

Mrs. Farmer: I'll tell you what he said! He told me to forcibly insert the Lifeline Exercise card into my anus!

lol

Ezell:''Wassup Smokey!?!''

Smokey:''Ezell get the hell on!!"

Ezell:Smokey you know i aint the smartest man in the world but from here it looks like your takin a shit"

Smokey:"You better not say anything mann, get yo ass outta here"

Ezell:"Hey Smokey back here takkin a shit!!!!!!!"

Smokey:''EZELL!''

Ezell:''Well i aint gonna tell anyone else."

bwhahahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaa

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"English Mother Fucker, Do you speak it?" - Pulp Fiction

"You know what they call a Big-Mac in Europe?"
"no what"
"A Royale With CHeese"

i thought that was funny..

I think I may be the only one aruond here that hasn't seen Pulp Fiction. Don't hate Me.

How could you not have seen that movie. It has the best movie violence ever.

Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.
Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: How many?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.
-Pulp Fiction

Jimmie: Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead nigger storage"?
Jules: Jimmie...
Jimmie: Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead nigger storage"?
Jules: Naw man, I didn't.
Jimmie: You know why you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business!
-Pulp Fiction

Vincent: I've got a threshold, Jules, I've got a threshold for the abuse that I'll take and right now I'm a racecar, man, and you got me in the red. I'm just saying, I'm just SAYING it's fucking dangerous to have a racecar in the fucking red, that's all. I might blow.
Jules: Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone. IN FACT, what the fuck am I doing in the back? You the motherfucker should be on brain detail! We fucking switching, I'm washing the windows and you picking up this nigger's skull!
-Pulp Fiction

Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
-Pulp Fiction

"Yippy ki yay mother fucker."
~Bruce Willis, Die Hard

yes yes must re-buy pulp fiction on dvd!

Best quote from that movie, hands down!

Wow, Jin. Triple post. Way to take up board space.

Dont worry 245029, I havnt seen it either... :(

Oh, it is an awesome movie. You all should see it. If you don't you don't know what your missing.

Next time I have the chance, Ill try to.

Well, back to movie quotes:

"Hurry, we must move these crogenically frozen people outside to keep them warm."-Dan Haggerty in The Chilling

Very Very Bad Movie

Sorry man damn.

"Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers"

just imagine Arnold saying that and you'll see why i love it lol. i think it was in kindergarden kop or something like that that they play on TNT at like 11 at nite

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. -Pulp Fiction baby!

Now how the fuck didn't any write that one down with all these Pulp Fiction quotes that were already written...? (hopefully I didn't just over look it, lol)

Hey Jamesadin, IMHO, seeing this movie should be a top priority for you, seriously.

William Wallace- "Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!" -Braveheart

This is one of the most inspirational quotes ever! After hearing it, I just wanna go out and kill a bunch of Englishmen, RoooaRR!

Sorry fior the double post, but these two had to be on separte pasts.

Jin, I was just giving you shit. Don't take it personally, dude.

I was going to print that quote, but I figured it was obvious.