God almighty, Jess, way to horrify the topic into submission.

Erm... let's not get into the subject of childhood rape... when it comes to my girlfriend, that's a very touchy subject.

if by girlfriend you mean left hand, ill buy that.

Observant, aren't we?


Anyway, when I was little I stepped on a rusty nail that was stickin' up outta this board. Went straight through my heel. Hella painful, it was.


*edit*

p1ng's original post was somewhere along the lines of "Since when did you have a girlfriend." But alas, he changed it. So the quote doesn't quite fit anymore.

...Or does it?

accident prone?

A few months later I was running around a spikey plastered pole and my sweater got caught on it, causing me to slam my head right into it. Got a permanent scar in the middle of my forhead now.

...So yeah. I'm just a little accident prone.

maybe you shouldnt be running around near those damned plaster walls :P

Maybe you should wear a helmet...

Maybe you two should accidently fall off of a cliff?

I mean this out of love and respect, of course.

As long as that cliff is approximately seven feet high and at the base lies a swimming pool full of hot babes.

By worst injury I meant one you had the pleasure of being part of, so hrmm I don't think ne one here had there head blown off hah. Mine would either be when some crazy mexican stabbed me in my calf with a 6in blade or when I was dared to jump off this balcony and I did and I shattered my heel and broke my ancle in 6 places, tearing all the ligaments aswell. Then waiting for 3 hours just too have the emergency room break it again.

I'm sry, I didn't know it was you :(

Then Jessifer would question whether or not she wanted to jump in too.

lol @ dfd, i think the forum knows the anwser to that, not thats a bad thing!.. power to the bi ladies! :D

Oh and another thing that happened was I was playing tag when i was a little boy, i ran full speed because i was avoding a bud... i ran to the fireman pole and as stupid as i was I didnt stop.. full speed into the pole and my former full body weight was pushed onto a single nut... god damn tha tkilled.. i didt slide down the pole let me tell ya, i fell down like a rock holding my nuts... sucked

Another thing is.. I sat on a bikeseat and it was loose... it tilted when u sat on it wrong (was on a bike i found and i wanted to test it).. i sat on it and my nut was kinda under me.. the seat went down and it stretched my sack.... as it went down my nut went behind my ass as i was sliding off the seat and as i was falling it was crushing my nut... hard to explain, ill rephrase if u dont understand it but let me tell the girls.. NEVER MESS WITH ANOTHER MANS NUTS UNELESS UR TRYING TO MAKE THEM FEEL GOOD!@... its NOT FUNNY>. if u joke and think hitting us in the nuts is funny.. aha, ur WRONG!>.".. kk thats my story

I think 90% of the active Zelaron members should wear protective gear from themselves (ie helmets, cups, etc...)

Forum: "No! Don't say that! She'll talk about being bi again!"

I'd climb in. Not jump. I wouldn't wanna flatten any pretty ladies, yanno.

*Bi-Curious, hence the "question whether..." etc.

Oh, and I'd jump in. I wouldn't give a fuck if I flattened any, becausw then half my work would already be done, and I would get to be on top.

well, I haven't many painful experiences.. the most painful would be slamming my fingers in a car door.. or stubbing my toe or something.

I'd probably jump off the cliff too. Nothing wrong with hot ladies and a pool.

Most definately not.

And I've slammed my fingers in the car door 3 times, and just whimpered and cried a little. My sister slammed her thumb in the car door and fainted.

i ran full speed into a brick wall :D broke my finger.