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Lenny 2004-10-06 01:26 PM

Backstreet? As in the Backstreet Boys? Or were they called Backstreet Boys? I can't remember. Too long ago. Oh well, where's my trumpet gone? I'm in the mood for a good polish. I'm gonna polish till it glows in the dark. Oh yeah.

Mantralord 2004-10-06 02:36 PM

I'm gonna polish your dick until it squirts cum...in the dark.

Lenny 2004-10-06 02:38 PM

No mantra. Bad mantra. I'm talking about trumpets.

Btw, I've got a set of pipes that need blowing, do you wanna try?

Penny_Bags 2004-10-06 02:57 PM

Lenny you know he is gay right? And he isn't kidding he is being serious... I am just giving you the heads up...



I am jacking off right now!

Mantralord 2004-10-06 03:02 PM

Well, even if I am gay, which I am, there's still no threat to him, since it's the Internet.

Hades-Knight 2004-10-06 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Randuin
It's only fun when you share it!

You mean teh cum?

Lenny 2004-10-06 03:11 PM

I'm only messing you know. Comes with being a Trumpet player. All the sexual jokes about trumpets etc.

Btw, mantra, you wanna lick the mouthpiece? It doesn't work properly if it isn't wet.

Mantralord 2004-10-06 03:16 PM

No is company policy. Start liking it.







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Penny_Bags 2004-10-06 05:57 PM

Fuck... what IS in my wallet?

Lenny 2004-10-08 12:34 PM

My wallet is kinda empty. I'm broke and hating it. I've even lost my cards. God dammit.

Dr. Geekstar 2004-10-08 12:42 PM

back to topic: 11yo i think... not too sure

edit: WHO THE FUCK VOTED 17+ ??????

Lenny 2004-10-08 12:51 PM

Well it wasn't me. I haven't voted.

Great comment from someone today. We asked him if he wanked, and him being touchy on the subject, blatantly denying that he does, whenever we've asked him, said:

"I don't wank that often" before realising what he said. It was kinda amusing. My other friend there nearly choked on his lunch he was laughing so much.


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