I honestly couldn't tell you. I live smack-dab in the middle of Hickville, and I still can't figure out what draws women to those douchebags.

It's obviously just another PR stunt, like her first wedding.. which lasted about 48 hours or so.

Hopefully contracting VD is part of this "PR stunt" as well. That way, maybe she'll consider cleaning up her act.

It must be their sexy accents, and honestly, who can resist a man who has a 2nd grade reading level?

Drinking, smoking pot, stole 150 bucks from some old lady when I was 10, stole multiple times from other people, fucked someone over 18(is that even illegal?), Trespassing, out after curfew, buying pot, stealing booze, blowing shit up, firing a big ass potato gun that shot C batteries at golfers, firing a smaller potato gun that shot golfballs at golfers, sometimes frozen golf balls, Downloading and viewing pornography on the internet, fucking up D2 for blizzard, some things I don't want to list, some things I'm not going to list because they are just stupid.

Hah. Well you really wanted to go all out there... I didn't want to mention stuff like that... but yeah... I got a good laugh about the D2 part.

WEll...welll... I j walked the other day!

Oh yeah, and my record is completely clean. I'm always smart about breaking the law.