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undeadzombieguy 2005-03-12 03:26 AM

Hmm he still hasnt replied to this thread. Which probably means he's still desperatly searching for things to copy/paste to prove us wrong.

Lenny 2005-03-12 05:07 AM

I wonder if he's read The Da Vinci Code...

JRwakebord 2005-03-12 05:23 AM

Fantastic book. My favorite part was how it alleges that Jesus was voted to be declared the son of god in order to attract more people to the religion. Which I personally believe.

Lenny 2005-03-12 05:27 AM

It was a great book yes...but the actual story...it seems to me slightly like a film script...

Angels and Demons seemed the same as well...

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Just imagine how it would tear up zonalon inside if he read it...

I think this calls for quotes!!!

JRwakebord 2005-03-12 05:38 AM

As soon as I find my copy I'll start posting the quotes that piss off the religious-types the most.

Lenny 2005-03-12 05:43 AM

If it's any help, I've got my copy nearly close to hand...if you tell me which bits, then I can quote them...he he he...rather weird way of doing things...:p

JRwakebord 2005-03-12 06:59 AM

Well we could just cut to the chase and tell him that Magdalene is buried in the Louvre. And that she is the holy grail. And that Jesus's bloodline (sired by Magdalene) is still alive today. And that Mary was not a literal virgin. And that Constantine and his top religious advisors voted to declare Jesus the son of god in order to increase interest in the Church.

Lenny 2005-03-12 07:01 AM

Bu that takes all the fun out of it...:(

zonalon 2005-03-12 07:57 AM

American History X is just a Jewish version of American History (it was seriously written by a Jewish Supremacist who wanted more Blacks to riot against the "evil white Crackers"). The Jews like to portray US as evil when we're the ones who deal with the criminals. As for Jesus being a Jew, why the hell would I care? I am a Zeusist.

I remember when American History X came out ( I go to an 80% black school IT SUCKS) I kept getting kicked in my knees in math class for being "an evil white racist cracker supremacist." The black teacher did nothing. Well, he did something. He said it was "justice," and then when I told my mother what he said, the black teacher told the Jewish Supremacist principal (whose last name was Steinberg) that I called the kids the dreaded "N" word, so the JS principal said my beating was perfectly justified. (But I never did say the dreaded "N" word to me)

I cried after that day, but I decided it was time to become racially aware.

Lenny 2005-03-12 07:59 AM

Zeusist??

Are you trying to get across that you are a follower of the Greek God Zeus??

A simple "Yes" or "No" will do...look how kind I am...I've given you the answers...all you need to do is copy and paste the corresponding one...

JRwakebord 2005-03-12 10:28 AM

A Zeusist? If thats true how come when someone made a joke involving crucifixtion you called them the anti-christ and demanded that they never make jokes like that again? And if you're not Christian, care to explain the following comments you made?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zonalon
First let me ask you: do you believe in the Bible. God clearly believes in segregation and is against mongrelization.

http://www.christianseparatist.org/sixth/mamzir.html
http://www.cdlreport.com/sermon3.htm
http://www.posse-comitatus.org/Bibl...l_segregati.htm
http://ocassemblyofchrist.org/comp8.html
http://www.k-k-k.com/crime_of_mixing.htm ( OH NO! AN EVIL KKK SITE LOL THOUGHT I'D POST THIS ONE LAST )
http://www.cdlreport.com/sermons/mosesmarry.htm

The Bible does show that marriage to any race other than Adamic for Adamites is a sin.

Don't believe me? Read a Bible yourself (preferrably one that is 1950-)


Time and time again, you have also based many of your arguments on the words of Jesus, so that would make it fairly obvious that you are a follower of his
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zonalon
Jesus didn't even like them.

JESUS CHRIST, speaking to the Jews in the Gospel of St. John, VIII:44

"Ye are of your father the devil, and the lust of your father ye will do. He

was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there

is not truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he

is a liar and the father of it. - then answered the Jews - "

(which makes it clear that Christ was addressing the Jews.)


Here is yet ANOTHER example. Here you talk about your faith in Jesus in god, and how it won't change for anything
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zonalon
the world is flat i bet God only recently made it round to test our faith

seven days is a really long time when you think about it

the garden of eden must have been really big

GOD was telling the writers of the Bible what to write i bet

dinosaur bones = made by God to test our faith


Look! Here's you using Jesus again! And a reference to hell! Hell wasn't even "invented" in the time of Zeus, so good luck explaining that one
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zonalon
Always remember what Jesus taught us about masturbation. HE SAID NEVER DO IT OR YOU'RE GOING TO HELL


In conclusion, you are an asshole.

Demosthenes 2005-03-12 11:28 PM

He copies and pastes his shit. Don't even bother.

Lenny 2005-03-13 05:21 AM

Oh...but we want to lay into him.

And I've found some great things to say to him if he is a Zuesist...they're really good...honest...:)

Raziel 2005-03-13 05:44 AM

He's not a Zeusist. He's an 8-year-old kid with too much computer access.

Seriously, you guys, it's not even worth the effort. All of this time and energy spent on owning him is overkill. Not even MJ, who has more reason than anybody to be offended by his bigoted statements, sees no point to arguing with him anymore.

Lenny 2005-03-13 05:47 AM

Fine, we'll give it a rest for a bit...

Can I at least post my last bit of...whatever...???

Raziel 2005-03-13 05:48 AM

You're missing my point. Stop trying to argue with him. Flame him all you like, but trying to debate with him is pointless.

Lenny 2005-03-13 05:52 AM

We're not arguing, we are showing him the error of his ways and trying to own him as we do...at which we fail quite a bit...:D

It's practice for when we want to play with the big boys you see...:p

Raziel 2005-03-13 06:00 AM

*sighs and waits for this to turn into Ouroboros: Episode 2*

Lenny 2005-03-13 06:02 AM

I don't get the Ouroborus: Episode 2 bit...whazzat???


Am I right in guessing ex-member...something similar like this happened???

Raziel 2005-03-13 06:05 AM

Advanced Search > Member Name: Ouroboros > Find all posts

Have fun reading literally 20 feet of one-sided, ingorant text. Keep encouraging Zonalon, and that's what he'll become.


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