pretty much putting your dick in a woodchipper is the only way to go

http://spasticstrutting.tripod.com/s...oodchipper.jpg

Doesn't look very tight to me. Oh wait ...I guess I'm the only guy that doesn't have a 12 inch wide penis here.

Awww...Willkill is small. Don't worry, there's always the leftover ladies that'll like you. :)

You never know though, it could be a really big machine that you can fold yourself into. So you can shred yourself from the top down.

Rofl, Lenny you just made fun of my manhood ...what a day :P.