So you're going to tell me that when a guy buys you a drink, he's not thinking about getting in your pants? How would you even know what a guy thinks..

There is not one guy on the face of the earth that I know of that is going to go out to a 'club' to socialize. It may seem that way to you, but ALL guys just want to have sex.

Edit: Unless they're gay, or legitimately wanting to just talk, and that'll usually end up in sex too.

No no no, D3v. Thanatos says we have no idea about relationships. You're wrong, I'm wrong ...everyone but him and Klo are right. Thanatos is the man! He's got shit figured out.

Oh sorry, i'll go back to my hole now :(

Awww have I upset you, puppet? I make one remark and you go ranting off on this bullshit? Ease it up there, cowboy. Don't get your panties in a bunch.

Based on what you have said in this thread, you have trust issues. You won't let your girl go to clubs without you? Can we say paranoid? Basically, your advice for her sucks donkey nuts and I'm glad I had the opportunity to point that out.

Nah, you haven't upset me at all. In fact, once I'm out of college you can come make copies for me. I'll even let you go get my lunch =D.

What you call paranoia I call having decent standards. I know you don't exactly care what relationship specialists say but they seem to go along with our opinion. Clubs are a well-established place to meet potential "partners". You'd better just stick with dating highschool girls who appreciate your "strong points", duddeeee. Go smoke another bowl, son.

Actually I'm moving up in the law firm where I work. I won't work in the copy center much longer, even if I did I'd still make more money than you. Broke bitch.

Secondly, I've been in more relationships than you have, fucked more girls than you have, I think I have a better understanding of females than you. I've never been a smelly fatass that can't pick up chicks. Don't blame society, blame yourself for eating those 2 bowls of ice cream before you cried yourself to sleep every night.

In fact, I think I will smoke a bowl after I get off work. I'll invite two hot FEMALE friends of mine to partake in that bowl, as well. Man, life is great! Wish I could say the same for you.

Glad to hear that. :)

Oh, and to keep on the current topic, my cock is bigger than all of yours.

I think I'd rather let myself die than life an existance such as yourself. Your shallow friends and life full of blissful ignorance, as appealing as that is, isn't quite up my alley. So you're making 9 bucks an hour now? You're hot shit. Believe me, even a fucking teacher is gonna make more than your ass unless you actually do something with your life besides fetching coffee (that's a longshot).

Have fun with your "hot female friends" who have the i.q. of a blade of grass. Birds of a feather flock together. You guys can talk about your phat new rap cd's or how you're gonna get your next fix of drugs.

I'm not a "fat smelly guy", which at least the smelly part would apply to you since you probably smell of pot and disease infested pussy all the time. That seems to be your main way of lashing out about me, weight, although I'm not fat by any means x_X. Anyways, send me your resume in a few years when you're flying high in that law firm. You can take my calls for me, bitch =D.

I don't know why the fuck I told you about any college info. Underachieving pieces of shit like you are gonna feed off the government one way or another and I just helped you find another avenue. I wonder if I can get a rebate on my future tax dollars because I'm sure you won't be able to handle the curriculum. You'll attend classes with a glazed look over your face and spend all your time worrying about whether that 17 year old girl you smoked pot with will fuck you or not. Oh but no, you fucked one desperate 27 year old whore. Good for you. Whoopdeefuckingdo.

We all have our own measures of success. If going to a good university is one measure, then I'm doing alright. If being an uneducated paper jockey at a Law firm is another measure ...then you're right on track, Thanatos. Make me proud. I'm sure they'll give you partner in a few more weeks man! HOLD IN THERE!

Oh yea, you were bragging about all your "relationships".

The woman would rather get beaten than date your ass. WAY TO GO CASANOVA! You're the man!

LMAO.

I might have been 'owned' there if anything you said had relevance. That isn't even worth a well-thought out rebuttal because none of what you said applies to me. I like how you're getting heated up about this. That must have taken you at least 15 minutes to come up with, with you constantly editing your words trying to make it that much more insulting and witty, which you didn't even do. You fail, man. Just face it. You're jealous of me. I'm starting to think you have an unhealthy obsession with how badass I am. You need some help, bro.

Haha, that one did take me a few minutes. Not due to obsession but due to me making fun of the audacity of your claims =D. This one will take 25 seconds or so. But getting dumped for a guy that hits girls is a big "owned" =D. You fail at relationships.

Thanatos and klo are going to live until at a semi-old age, and with each passing day wonder more and more why they wasted their lives away. Their dying moments will be full of self-doubt, disturbed memories and an impending fear of the afterlife that they know they deserve (but are reluctant to admit)... Lucifer's hell. This will be the greatest cosmic irony, and will bring the universe some minor satisfaction.

WHAT?!?!? Uhm, I go to a club and am going to burn in hell?
hahahaha

I will say that i know alot of people that like to go out and socialize, without fucking being a main issue. But if a guy buys you a drink and you flirt with him, then why would he be retarted to think that he might get lucky? I also know alot of girls that wont pay for drinks for the entire night because they will flirt with guys, knowing how guys will assume they will get lucky if they buy the drinks. Its not right or wrong, its just how things are. Personally, i dont go to bars to look for women. If i see a girl i might have an intellectual conversation with, ill buy a drink. If she intiates something after the fact, buy me a drink after or invite me out again, then maybe the thought creeps into my mind. But other then that, i dont think buying a drink and accepting a drink is the go ahead for anything.

That's how I see it as well.

P.S. - You guys crack me up, ahahaha.

Making fun of somebody getting abused isn't comical, no matter how fucking morbid you are.

I don't see how you can get off saying I fail at relationships. I talk to more girls on a day-to-day basis than all the girls you have dated combined. In my opinion, girls like well-kempt responsible adults rather than a smelly fatass with an addiction to computer games. And no I'm not bragging either, since we're on the subject of women and relationships I just figured I'd be honest and point out the facts.

I JUST SAID: I make conversation and INCLUDE the fact that i have a family and am just out to have a good time with my friends. If a guy decides to buy me a drink that's his decision...if he thinks he's gonna get laid because of it he's a fucking idiot.

Sorry, i missed the part where you said you would say you have a family. My bad.

Thanks :)

Yea, "well-kempt responsible adults" sure. But you aren't one of those. =D. I wasn't making fun of her getting abused, just the fact that she chose that over your company. You must suck pretty fucking bad. And of course you talk to more girls. You ask them if they want one lump of sugar or two in their coffee.

Actually I'm the epitome of a well-kempt responsible adult. Just because I induldge in marijuana does not make me an irresponsible person. I have a 9-5. My bills are always paid on the first day. I get along with people twice my age because they say I'm mature. I actually had a lady at the ER the other day tell me "It's nice to see somebody so young that's responsible." So, suck it homeboy.

I have no idea where you're getting this whole coffee insult from. Frankly, it makes no sense. I have a better job than you, get paid more than you, you go get my coffee for me, bitch.