i can do cool flips!! i think i win

Edit: I'm blind.

I read long time ago having sex make you lose weight so goodlookingguy start looking for girlfriend and start fucking. I am sure that what kagom did but with alot of guys to lose weight.

I'm starting to think you're gay for Kagom.

O_o alright.

Just find a hot blonde and give it to her from behind. If she decides to keep going after you surprise her, then you're in luck!

I'd rather not push my luck with the girl I'm with. You know I'm lucky enough as it is.

Sex with 12 guys over a 3 year period doesn't really help you lose that much weight.

Obligatory Kagom joke.

sure its a joke?

You're a joke.

NOBODY ca

I started grinding this chick at a dance just as you said. It was great.

Unfortunately she was one of those free sample chicks who wants to go out afterwards. :( </3 Commitment.

Hey wait that sounds really wrong.

Dude, you're supposed to pull her skirt down and really give it to her. Grinding? Ha...

Dude I was 14.

Your point...?

That just doesn't happen, I'm 16, and you cannot do that, especially at a School Dance.

Especially in a section of the east coast inhabited by very Christian well-to-do families.

Of course that's probably all the action I'm ever going to get in high school - I'm a nerdy emo with horrible girl skills. I'd much rather be drawing than spending time with a girl in any case.

The girl will give me herpes, the art can get me a scholarship.

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why is emo not in my spell checker.

I see what you mean with most of that, but you will have a girl friend before High School ends; and make sure you get her checked out at the doctor for Herpes. :x

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Emo is not in my Firefox browser spell checker either.

Well I guess if you're content with not getting laid and being made fun of, go right ahead. My advice: try to polish up your girl skills. Just use it as a trial and error type deal. There are many, many girls out there, just swing for the fences and hey if it doesn't work there's always Girl #2 right down the road.