So it's not like you can just go and do it, you need to prepare a while before?

You can just go and do it, but it's a good idea to make sure you've at least cleaned yourself out first. I wouldn't just go out and let some guy bang me without making sure I'd cleaned down there first.

Was your first time really painful?

The initial penetration was, but after a few minutes I was begging my ex to go harder.

How many boyfriends have you had and do you prefer to be in a relationship or single?

Do you consider Spongebob of Squidward to be the more homosexual of the two? Why?

Do you find Adam Lambert sexy?

To date I've had five. I prefer to be in a relationship, personally.

Squidward, by far. He's somewhat self-absorbed, we never see him taking interest in women, he's into artsy stuff.

Not really.

Did you enjoy the comic and/or movie for Scott Pilgrim? If so, what was your impression of Wallace?

I haven't read the comic yet, but I want to. As for the movie, I absolutely fucking loved it. And Wallace is the most awesome portrayal of a gay person as something other than the super flamboyant, limp-wristed flaming AIDS-less queen that we see in a lot of movies with gay characters. So I think he was great. I'd do him.

Does your avatar actually appear in spongebob anywhere?

I have the entire comic series on my laptop, if you want it. Do you want it?

Yes. Minus the flair that's flying around him. Squidward becomes handsome and when Spongebob tries to smash his face in to make him less handsome, he becomes beautiful Squidward.

Yes, actually. I think you may be redeeming yourself Skurai.

Have you ever watched Deathnote?

Is it me, or do you bring in Deathnote into every discussion about anime, comics, and tv shows?

I just kinda was thinking about possible homosexuals in TV shows and animes and I thought of light....

I have not. Anime and manga don't really interest me (with some exceptions). You should read Riki-Oh. It's an awesome manga.

As Wallow will tell you I'm way to lazy to read Manga.

Here: mangafox.me/manga/riki_oh/ Just give it a try.

If you insist.

Uhh... is there a uh, file sharing site, or should I just start upload the chapters onto Zelaron?


What do you think about Margaret Cho? Have you ever seen her, on T.V. or live?

You could message me here and I'll give you an e-mail. And I think Margaret Cho is hilarious. Only watched her stand-up and stuff on TV, but I have friends who've met her in person (because she's a very kinky girl).

If you had to have sex with a women - including famous womons - who would you have sex with?

Rosario Dawson. She's just that fine.

Idk who that is. Let me... google... images... O_o

She is fine. Especially in this pic: http://i.d.com.com/i/dl/media/dlimag...119_large.jpeg

Her mouth seems kinda big.

That's what we refer to as dick sucking lips.

I just realized how graphic this thread is.

The thread is called "Ask the faggot".

Which means: any more questions?

Do you like math?

Have you ever considered docking?

Surprisingly no, even though I use it every day with my job.

No.

WTF is docking?

What is your job?

The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.

Dealer at a casino.

Do you feel like you could get along more with lesbians or straight women?
Do you feel that changing sex is an encouraged conformity to being homosexual?
And do you feel personally as an island being homosexually oriented or as part of a group of islands?

If I was surprisingly attractive in real life, but you knew it was me, would you still have sex with me?

Straight women for the most part. I'm friends with a few lesbians and they are fucking awesome as hell, but most just don't really interact with me. I don't quite understand the second question, be more specific. I find myself being mostly homosexual. Like, pineapples and coconuts covered island with rainbow astroturf gay.

It would depend if you were gay (which you are, but you're also a robot), your personality was actually worth a damn in person (i.e. going against the way you are here 99% of the time), and if you were well-endowed or not.