it that would of been in college i would of joined :-P

I once went into this bank thinking it was my bank, since it's always been the same bank for like 5+ years, so I didn't notice that they changed the bank, and it was a diff. bank(eh). So I went in and I was like, I need to withdraw money, and they say... we can't find your account... and I'm like, wtf, what do you mean? It's xxxxxxx(sex? no) and they're like I'm sorry I cant find it. Are you sure you made an account with us? Then I say "well yeah, here's my card", and she's like, we aren't your bank, and after making a huge line and making a semi-big scene... yeah...

That happens to us all Eddie.

Well, I know I have never done that.

Me either. I guess I'm a nobody then.

hell.... im too young to of done that... my parents handle my money issues, im only 17 lol

after a hot day of work i was going for some dinner at jack in the box saw some friends and thay were going to a party at a friends house and there was good alc so i knew i could just crash there and wouldnt have to drive drunk anyways i get there drink up meet a girl we get in a room and we make out and she starts to unzip my pants and she whips my junk out and she put here moth on it and then was like ew it tasets like shit and asked me to go in the bath room and wash it a bit im fucking wasted so i get up go out of the room and down the hall and chill for a bit talking with some friends i get to the bath room and go to whip it out and its allready out i was like oh shit i just walked around this party with my shit tikin out my fly and i was talking to people lmao funyy stuff man and only like 2 people told me about it a few days layter but i still was like what a dip shit am i

Another embarrasing moment. Iwas working today, my usual 6.5 hours shift, which , mind you, is a lot for a lazy shit such as i. It was about hour 5. Half way through it. These old group of people came and ordered food. IT was a man and someone i am assuming was his wife. Holy fuck i was so tired i completely fucked up their order. I was working register, fyi.

Well they came up and ordered. They wanted chili. Ok so i rung up chili. UNfortunatly i was so tired, i forgot to read the whole buttom i was pressing. I gave them chili cheese fries instead of chili >_<.

Then, i completely forgot to add a component to there meal. I think its because my finger slipped. I added an extra thing, and i deleted the wrong thing.

So yea, we ended up having to come back 2 to 3 times with different foods until the order was right. God on my second day too. Shit that was embarrasing.

Don't worry if I ever work at a fast food place I will probably do worse and get fired.Hopefully you didn't get fired.

think about this one...
some girl from the 25 th floor (probably a model) was in the same elevator as i was and she was carrying books, it was so quiet that the only words that came out of my mouth was, "so, are those your books??" and she kept quiet, and looked at me stupidly, dam i felt so dam stupid i stayed at work till 7 pm so i know she went home first so i dont have to see her that day again :-(

Why is that so bad...

I'm thinking the same thing.

Because it's a god damned retarded way to break the proverbial ice.

lmao J_ice i think wev all had a moment like that

when that shit happens just say so insane stupid shit and start talking to your self and freak out then it turns the tables and u get to point and giggle at her when she run out of the building

Or u could just whip it out and be like yo suck it bitch or whack her across the face and then tell her to suck it. And if she doesn't, slap the bitch. Nothing shows athority like the back of ur hand.

Ha thats funny..

My most Embarrasing moment was when I tried to pose in front of a person who supposetly liked me and fell on my ass.. haha somehow I went unconsious

I fell asleep getting a hair cut after pulling an all nighter

Accidentally called a girl I liked a bitch (online)

Lol pretty funny now that I think back

I called my girlfriend a bitch to her face, so thats no biggie.

I call everyone a bitch, so yeah, no biggie.