Wiccan laughs and Xan stabs him in the ass. Then you look at Xan again... He carries the plague of evilness... He is now evil and hoping to stab more of his friends.

But Wiccan doesnt... he has his shots... lol anyways, Wiccan wanders off never to be mentioned in THIS story, and Xan...

Runs around like an idiot on drugs hoping to stab more innocent spammers.

...how did this story get so off-topic??

Let's get it back ON-TOPIC, I liked where it was headed...

:p

-PozerPunk (Back on topic boys!)

PozerPunk stands in the way of Xan. "In the name of Spam! I say you evil adventurer Xan STOP!" "Fuck you stupid spammer!" Stabs PozerPunk

PozerPunk rapes Randuin, and runs off... lol

Randuin steps off the stage and asks to be never thrown on again

okay. Anyways, Xan now heads back to the castle where the dragon is located when he is ambushed by a bunch of thugs...

He stabs all the thugs and continue walking.

because he's like blade, really cool. But once he reaches the dragons keep he sees the dragon sittting atop the mountain...

he flies up to the dragon and stabs the dragon to death

The Knight puts on his rocketpack and flies up to meet the dragon face to face.

The knight can feel the dragon's breath on him, and as the dragon opens his mouth, the knight seeing a ball of fire forming in the dragon's throat...

-PozerPunk (Better get a hose...)

the knight goes " hrmmm... nice sauna"

and pisses down the dragons throat to put out the flames

but the dragon just knocks the pee away with wind from his wing, and shoots the fire....

which burns off the knights pubes, so then he...

decides to draw some on with a perm. marker. Anyways, the fire ignites his jetpack, and blows up. but our her isn't dead!

he survived the long fall to the ground! unfortuanatly, he has a broken leg...

And fortunately his friend Wiccan was nearby, so Wiccan put a cast on it.

It healed very nicely in 6 weeks, and then the knight rode off into the sunset.

-PozerPunk (The End)

the end?? NEVER!!! but he jumped off the horse, and...