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D3V 2004-06-14 12:40 AM

Haha metallica = good back in the day. Icp is a bunch of fat nerds that wear makeup. and hed is queer. Son, you can't handle this.

Hades-Knight 2004-06-14 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slaynish
I'm twisted, I'll cut your finger off, and stick in your butt


:rolleyes:

NonGayMan 2004-06-14 10:15 AM

You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha

DI DICKI DO DOM DI DOM DO DI DICK DO DOM DICKI DICKI DI DOM

Toot toot chugga chugga big red car!

Poetry is supposed to be peaceful! Do you think Shakespeare would light some G's up with his 9?

D3V 2004-06-14 03:01 PM

Nongayman, what a pathetic name
It fits you perfectly, your quite fucking lame
HadesKnight likes fingers up his butt
All shapes and sizes, his poop chute is a dirty slut
Slaynish is only a few years old
I'd feel bad beating his ass for what he deserves
but in the end i'd be great to say "Yea bitch! you just got served!!"

Hades-Knight 2004-06-15 09:03 PM

D3v you keep impressing me
you ain't cool so shut the fuck up G
you and slaynish fight like you wanna marry
you both are gay whole zelaron would agree
NonGayMan could whoop your ass
So bad that to calm you down we'd need teargas
my rhymes are weak like your erected penis
so im going to stop steppin up to your blackness

Jamesadin 2004-06-15 09:05 PM

Yo, my name is James-A-Din!
I like to eat Dol-phin fin!
I think I should stop-right-now!
Before I pwn-a-cow!


Thank you!

D3V 2004-06-16 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hades-Knight
D3v you keep impressing me
you ain't cool so shut the fuck up G
you and slaynish fight like you wanna marry
you both are gay whole zelaron would agree
NonGayMan could whoop your ass
So bad that to calm you down we'd need teargas
my rhymes are weak like your erected penis
so im going to stop steppin up to your blackness


I keep impressin, and it' aint how im dressin
You'd better becareful hades, you dont know who your messin
if me and slaynish were to merry, it'd be cuz he was rich
and even if that were the case, i would make him my bitch
but there is no way that i'll ever be gay
Everything that i say on zelaron has'd to agree
Cuz if they don't, i'll make em get on their knees
Teargas ain't nothing compared to the gas that comes outta my ass
my rhymes are like a violent car wreck, it'll give you whiplash
so get your patheticness, away from this,
i'll cut this harassment short, and make it a mini-dis

NonGayMan 2004-06-16 10:41 AM

The sun will come out tomorrow
With just a little bit of sorrow
You better cry me a river
Because smoking can destroy your liver
And drugs can fuck up your brain
Hey everybody, let's go eat some chicken chow mein
Pull up your pants, I can see your bum
All the Aussies will say "G'Day to you mum!"

Tyrannicide 2004-06-16 01:08 PM

D3V im gonna have to agree//
hades are u really a he//
ur rhymin like a women drinkin tea//
pathetic, u need to crouch to pee//
ur making rap look bad, its a shame//
ur best stayin, talking on aim//
ur not cut out for this fame//
but u walk around, making a claim//
u got skills, drop the crap//
or u gonna have a permenant nap//
ur ignorance is holding u back//
if it makes u stop, here's a plaque//
you done, im done no need to finish//
this is it bitch, you quick diminish//

Demosthenes 2004-06-16 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D3V
I keep impressin, and it' aint how im dressin
You'd better becareful hades, you dont know who your messin
if me and slaynish were to merry, it'd be cuz he was rich
and even if that were the case, i would make him my bitch
but there is no way that i'll ever be gay
Everything that i say on zelaron has'd to agree
Cuz if they don't, i'll make em get on their knees
Teargas ain't nothing compared to the gas that comes outta my ass
my rhymes are like a violent car wreck, it'll give you whiplash
so get your patheticness, away from this,
i'll cut this harassment short, and make it a mini-dis

All you guys are wrong. To have a proper freestyle you must use the line "broke them boyz off" at least twice in your rhymes. So far, you have all failed.

Hades-Knight 2004-06-16 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mjordan2nd
All you guys are wrong. To have a proper freestyle you must use the line "broke them boyz off" at least twice in your rhymes. So far, you have all failed.

ur black ur suposed to be better than all of but yet you haven't showed us anything! cmom do it for your homies!

D3V 2004-06-16 09:19 PM

Actually my rhymes are pretty good. You should hear my vocals, i can flow

NonGayMan 2004-06-17 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D3V
Actually my rhymes are pretty good. You should hear my vocals, i can flow


You don't flow
You just blow
Like the yellar Mo
The name's Joe Schmo
And I have a bow
I'm down low
With a ho
Deciding whether or not to show
Maybe I should just say no
Give me a quarter, I'm a hobo

D3V 2004-06-17 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NonGayMan
You don't flow
You just blow
Like the yellar Mo
The name's Joe Schmo
And I have a bow
I'm down low
With a ho
Deciding whether or not to show
Maybe I should just say no
Give me a quarter, I'm a hobo

You wish you could rhyme,
With lyrically explicit lines,
I'm a fucking pistol whipping bandit
Knock you on your ass, giving myself a pat on the back at it
Hell yeah I can flow, like a blue ass river
If I rapped any better, i'd call myself a nigger
If your dick wasn't so small, I wouldn't be so much bigger
Now just hold still, while I put this gun in your mouth, and pull the trigger.

Demosthenes 2004-06-17 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hades-Knight
ur black ur suposed to be better than all of but yet you haven't showed us anything!

No, I just find "freestyling" on the internet to be kind of dumb.

Thanatos 2004-06-17 11:45 PM

No shit. Like someone else explained, it's not freestyle at all. You can come up with your rhymes in like 30 minutes on the internet; do it in real life within 2 minutes.

D3V 2004-06-18 12:38 AM

Look at the ill'complexity' of my posts ... They're stupid.

If ANYBODY wants to freestyle or battle against me, im me on aim : Aim 1s Gay I'm on alot, if you'd want to that is...

kaos 2004-06-18 11:37 PM

Some of you are fucking dumb
Then again i'm fucking high
I smoke pot till i get numb
And none yall can't deny
i smoke the roach till its microscopic
'cause i been smokin since junor high
what sucks here is this topic
about freestyle motherfucks who can't reply
with a good post that ryhmes

d3v get his pleasure from racism
when the reply button is hit comes one of d3v's orgasms
but then his dick gets a spasm
now in the "100% or 110% thread" he doesnt know its just sarcasm
but then i find a way to make d3v mad and impregnate one of his moms
just throw a racist remark in there and let her scream thru the intercom
i dont know what i'm sayin all this shit gets me confused
till my head starts hurtin, now ima go to bed an' snooze

biatch!1

D3V 2004-06-19 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaos
Some of you are fucking dumb
Then again i'm fucking high
I smoke pot till i get numb
And none yall can't deny
i smoke the roach till its microscopic
'cause i been smokin since junor high
what sucks here is this topic
about freestyle motherfucks who can't reply
with a good post that ryhmes

d3v get his pleasure from racism
when the reply button is hit comes one of d3v's orgasms
but then his dick gets a spasm
now in the "100% or 110% thread" he doesnt know its just sarcasm
but then i find a way to make d3v mad and impregnate one of his moms
just throw a racist remark in there and let her scream thru the intercom
i dont know what i'm sayin all this shit gets me confused
till my head starts hurtin, now ima go to bed an' snooze

biatch!1


Man dis man kaos, always acts like he's high
He used to get beat as a child, rememberance makes him cry
I wish I would get an orgasm from racism, that'd help me
I'd get a 12 year subscription, to KKK monthly
Now if you think you impregnated my mom with that little patty
Think again twat, im older than you, and she already had me
100% or 110% thread was just a joke to keep me busy
After banging your mom, my crotch has been all itchy
I had to get some cream, had to smear it fast
I knew I sholda never tapped that ass
But it was good while it lasted, it was all in good Fun
Next time i'll be sure just to stick it in the bum.

Now please just keep my mom out of this son,
And maybe next time i'll keep this outta your mom
kaos is a goofy little boy, who deploys all of these unsuccessful ploys
Now ima have to get packin, and deal with this bitch talkin so much noise
Well i'm runnin outta combacks, im runnin outta rhymes
I'ma have to get back to the lynchin, these niggas outta line!

platnum 2004-06-19 10:52 AM

I'm blue
da ba de da ba daa
da ba de da ba da


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