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Lenny 2005-03-13 06:07 AM

Ah...I'm a getting ya...

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Looking at his Profile, he seemed to be kinda full of himself...

He he he...a zonalon that is extremely full of himself...oh dear...

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Ow, my finger is hurting from scrolling... :cry:

Raziel 2005-03-13 06:40 AM

Yeah, that guy was a dick, and Zon's headed down that path.

Don't even argue with Zonalon, because it'll just get irritating. Flame him, call him names, own him without engaging in his anti-semitic bullshit.

JRwakebord 2005-03-13 08:57 AM

All I know is that I get satisfaction out of showing how he makes an ass out of himself. It's good times. I don't see what I'm doing as debate, I see it more as me making him look retarded (even more so than he does himself)

KagomJack 2005-03-13 04:25 PM

Damn right Jesus was a jew! And Moses was really German :(

In seriousness: Jesus = Jew. Zonalon = stupid redneck.

zonalon 2005-03-13 07:26 PM

http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/jesusjew.htm

JESUS WAS NEVER A JEW!

KagomJack 2005-03-13 07:31 PM

~Jesus was a jew
You're a stupid foo'~
~Zonalon got no cock
It all got the chop
When he got his pussy in~

Now, shut the fuck up. Jesus = Jew.

Demosthenes 2005-03-13 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zonalon

Fuck you Zonalon. I was a Jew 2000 years ago, and thanks to you making Jews look so good, I'm a Jew again.

KagomJack 2005-03-13 07:41 PM

Holy Shit! It's Black Jesus!

And here I, German Moses, come!

D3V 2005-03-13 07:55 PM

http://www.articlesoffaith.co.uk/Jew%20Coll.jpg

KagomJack 2005-03-13 08:10 PM

If someone can make me a German Moses bit, I WILL NEVER APPEAR ON ZELARON AGAIN...no...I'm lying.

But by the way, nice pic, D3V

JRwakebord 2005-03-13 08:37 PM

Jesus was in fact a Jew. I am holding a Bible in my hands at this very moment. To start, Book of Luke, Chapter 2; Mary and Joseph take Jesus to the Temple of their Lord, as is the custom of devout Jews. So not only is Jesus a Jew, but Mary and Joseph were as well. Later on, same Chapter, Jesus refers to the Temple (a jewish institution) as "my Father's house" (direct quote).

In the Book of John, two of Jesus' disciples refer to him as "Rabbi", a jewish term.

There are also many instances of Jesus celebrating Passover. Now lets see, who celebrates Passover? Oh, right! Jews!

There are also many (far too many to list) instances in which the BIBLE refers to Jesus as the "King of the Jews".

Now I know you're not about to come over here and tell me that the Bible has been Jewified, or is wrong about certain things, because if it is, then the entire Bible is possibly Jewified, and so NOTHING in it could be taken seriously. And I'm quite sure you don't mean to imply that, do you?






P.S. See Zonalon, this is why people respect my arguments and not yours. I took the time and effort to do some research on the subject and summarized and presented what I found in my own words. You just paste a link to an argument someone else has already made. Formulate your own thoughts for once, and maybe, just maybe, someone will decide to listen.

Grav 2005-03-13 09:27 PM

Oh.

And here I was thinking that Jesus was Jewish.

D3V 2005-03-13 09:59 PM

I don't respect your "argument" because it didn't really make any sense. Quit stating the obvious?

Dar_Win 2005-03-13 10:05 PM

You fucking retard.... Jesus was born a Jew but then made Christianity.... go fuck yourself and learn a thing or two about religion, you fucking peice of shit jew

Dar_Win 2005-03-13 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D3V


the jewish survival kit

JRwakebord 2005-03-13 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dar_win
You fucking retard.... Jesus was born a Jew but then made Christianity.... go fuck yourself and learn a thing or two about religion, you fucking peice of shit jew


If you are talking to me here, which I am assuming you are, since your post was in response to mine, I know that Jesus was born a Jew. That is the point I am trying to make. I also know that he was/is the basis for the Christian church. And as for telling me to learn a thing or two about religion, I took (Christian) religious education classes for 10 years, and also studied religion and philosophy in high school, so I like to think that I know a thing or two about religion.


Oh, and I'm not Jewish.

!King_Amazon! 2005-03-13 11:12 PM

JRwakebord ftw!

Demosthenes 2005-03-13 11:26 PM

Owned by JRWakeboard! Not only does he post links, he first tries to copy and paste without giving credit. Once we caught onto that, then he posts links.

zonalon 2005-03-14 06:30 AM

Hmm Well If Jesus Was The Son Of God Then He Wouldn't Be A Jew He'd Just Be The Son Of God Ever Think Of That You Atheist Hatemongerers!

Kaneda 2005-03-14 09:25 AM

Fuck you?


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