I want to be the DICKtator.

The NonGayDicktator?

lets make it were 5 people rule then 3 people assist each person.

How bout I be in control of the media, aka subliminal advertising and control? I'd also like to be the one who enforces the midnight curfew for non governmental officials.

What is the punishment for after 12:00? A good spanking?

I disapprove.

Midnight? That when I get off of work!

Fuck that.

Remember, non governmental officials. You're good.

What is the punishment?

it would be 3 days of torture

I'm still with the idea of a good spanking

spanking is too weak torture is too strong going to jail for a week is just right so what about major punishment i think how sever it it is how many months or years in jail is good cheating on the zelaron site will have you in jail for a week and thats the weakest besides curfue to the strongest quadhomiside with is 20 years

Why not just force people to watch those stupid kid shows that come on in the morning? Like Dora and Barney. You could use a device to hold open their eyes and lock them into position facing the TV.

or bad youtube videos