Thank god. I don't have the money to pay for child support.

No, but you still owe me pricktures.

I promised you nothing, therefore I owe you nothing.

That is irrelevant. This isn't about you, it's about your penis. Free it. Free it for the fate of everything around you.

You are one dedicated homo.

That's what I'm thinking at this point. It's been four pages, I'm clearly not going to appease his wants.

I will never give up, Asamin.

And I will never give in.

Asamin, one day you shall find a gorgeous girl to spend the rest of your life with. She will be perfect to you in every way. She'll love you, adore you, and be compatible. What you won't know about her is that she shall be in my employ and her sole mission is to get me a prickture if you never give in. She shall send not just one, but many to me. She will never tell you and you will never know I have them. But don't worry, she won't leave you. So it will end up being a win-win situation.

And how do you plan to achieve such a feat as finding me, finding a girl that will be with me, and persuading her to send you penis pictures?

I cannot reveal those answers. Doing so would have an effect similar to the scene in "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark" where the people's faces melted off when the Ark was revealed. I'd like you to stay alive.

Well simply my face would be gone, if you knew where I lived, then you could come see the real thing rather then a picture.

...would you really do that? :D

I wouldn't have a choice, I'd have no face and therefore be dead.

Where *do* you live, Asamin?

Sake pier, A navel inn spy.

wut r u talkn bot? asmin pls

I told you where I live.

I meant city, state.

(what a noob amirite guys?)

I did tell you the city and state.