Chruser, obviously! The Swedes are well-known for having a wicked sense of humour.

And wicked fast internet.

And gorgeous cocks.

Yet, mine is not in Sweden.

When the fuck did this thread derail to nonsenseville?

It's because there are still no pricktures. Kagom did warn that bad things happen when there are no pricktures.

Indeed. The longer I go without pricktures, the worse things shall become. First shall be the nonsense, then shall be the plagues, and then shall be bearded women parading through the streets while their f2m counterparts ride bears with broadswords decapitating innocent peoples left and right while fire rains down on all the major cities. Also, Honey Boo Boo will become president at the tender age of 9 and modern society will fall.

Still not gonna see my dick.

"And Kagom spake unto the masses 'Woe to he who shows me not his phallus for the furred lords shall pour from the bowls of misery the elixir that is death unto the world. Woe to him for he shall soon learn from his follies as mankind suffers plagues not seen since the times of Egypt.'

The people did take heed of the words of Kagom and exposed themselves to which he was satisfied and bestowed upon them the gift of eternal youth and all the riches in the world."

-The Book of Kagom

Still no priktures.

"Lo, the one called Asamin would decline to share photographs of his phallus, angering the gods above. To them this was an act of aggression, warranting not death but the end of the world."

-The Book of Kagom

Would mine suffice? I'm willing to take one for the team.

Please don't.

Three of yours and a week of you posting only in limericks would make up for one of his.

Oh my god do it Skurai

I'm quite serious. Three pricktures from Skurai that do not come from the internet (must be legit, yo) and only posting in limericks for a week on Zelaron and I will no longer harass you for your pricktures. There is one other alternative, but I don't foresee it happening and shall be kept under wraps.

I'm listening...

I, too, am curious about this other alternative. Though I mainly wanna see Skurai post in limericks for a week.

Holy shit
Can I only do that for a month, instead?????
That sounds AWESOME!

Just the week is required. And the three pricktures.

And the mystery shall be kept a secret to the grave or if Skurai won't deliver.

The week sounds hard. Can we go for more pictures, instead of the poetrous?

I'm only willing to negotiate the week to just two days and one more photo. Erection required in all photos.

What has this become?

My sweetest friend.
Every cock I love goes away in the end.
You can't have it all
My photo album of dicks.
I will let you down
I will make you soft.

A photo album of dicks would not make me hard in the first place.

Well, make Skurai send me 4 pricktures and talk in limericks for a few days and you won't worry about me wanting to ever see your penis.

This made my day. :o

http://i.imgur.com/3ogQD.gif
Surely Asamin or Skurai will deliver.

Well, whatddoiget out of it?

That Asamin will no longer be hounded for pricktures. And my...my...my...re...respect. Yeah, my respect.

I should send you blurred out pictures with censor blocks.

I don't think either of us is going to send you a picture of our penis.

You guys own the same penis? Tell me more...

That was supposed to be plural but I am so tired I must have missed that typo.

This makes me far more interested now. How on earth do both of you share a penis together?

Skurai: blurry and censor blocks will not count. In fact it would lead to a blood feud that would last several generations.

Well, it's technically two, but we're attached by the foreskin and urethra. The problem is, he can't piss, and I can't ejaculate, so we just use each others', when we need to.

You failed the funny.

I can show you a picture, if you'd like.

If it's not someone's prickture, I'm not interested.