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Doofus' mom.
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and so did their
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COME ON GUYS!
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screamed the lilweird
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One day a nigga came up to hustler magazine and applied that the manager
is being very sucky at his h4x0r skillz, plus his ass is looks like a fat chick..... Anyway the nigga found a dollar lying in a pile of really bad grapes when he jumped on the counter and grabbed the grapes. he licked his ass with the dollar. Slapped his sister for giving him STD's. ALso The nigga had a blue couch which he often made his girlfriend do nasty things. Then his mom found out about what those stains... So he licked the pants clean to find nothing but fluids, then his slut came and sucked the orange juice off his dirty dirty dirty elmo doll....pet yak.... So da nigga named Krewzer, decided to visit da whorehouse down on fifth avenue to visit his grandma and fu*k his crack whore. Krewzer needs to buy more coke, but cant find his pimpmobile. So Krewzer decides to drop a visit to his moms house to beg her for some cash. he succeeds, but gets 3$ only. "3$?" he says "Scew this!" krewzer gets very mad n'stole his poor'o grandma's money back at the bitch's house he proceeds to light, up his favorite blunt the Optimo, Then the nigga realized how racist that jizmo is when it comes to nothing. And how much of a fool slaynish accomplishes to play himself as being.. well, a fool who does nothign but tpye wronge, and kick jizmo's ass with a lobster tail, and then some mod closed this thread because you found a statement that was a pic of Doofus_AW sticking his cls sign up his ass to pry out Titusfied, who'll kill him. In his dreams, while sleepwalking Doofus realized he was gangbanged by males that were quite large in their minds and their peckers smelled exactly like Doofus' mom.................. My favorite part: Quote:
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fucking animals.....
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. Later on
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while Doofus_AW was
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lubricating his monkey...
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his mom walked
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off a cliff
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and fell 1000000000000000000000000000000000miles
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into a garbage dump
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without floors or walls
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and smelt like shit
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. He got out of
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Quote:
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The pimpmobiel that he hi-jacked from chruser...
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and tied him
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to the pole |
next to the
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country Holland, he
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was suddenly confused
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and threw feces
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in the air
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, then attempted
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to stick his
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finger in
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to lose it
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somehow
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. The guy then
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looked around for
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gay things and
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the magical gerbil
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of extreme power
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who could turn
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anything and anyone
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into flying
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toasters. Unfortunately, it
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