She has a fear of penis. Not so bad, since I have a fear of vagina, but still.

one of my bastard teeth in the back has been in pain for the last week or so /cry

have to wake up in 4 hours for a breathalyzer.

Bastard of a best friend and me are no longer cool at all. He's such a fucking douche.

Fuck my teeth... they hurt so bad!

Did he figure out that you are a creep

Trying to choose six themes from a list of twenty-nine that I can present as a list of my preferences for my dissertation project for my MSc. Now I'm not particularly mathematical (I'm a practical kinda guy, and after a certain point in my education, the mathematical concepts we were taught became theoretical... which is around the time I started to struggle) and I detest, above most other mathematical things, graph theory.

So out of the twenty-nine, how many are graph theory based? Twenty-motherfucking-four...

Thankfully, the odds of me not getting to do my first choice will be low (I'm proposing my own theme centred around using the Microsoft Kinect as a tool to quickly map environments, or within a system that reacts to motion), but that's still high enough to make me worry that I may be saddled with my fifth or sixth choices.

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And I'm starting to get ronery... :( My undergraduate friends are all coming towards the ends of their degrees, which means lots of work, and any spare time they have is inevitably spent with girlfriends. Even when I've known their girlfriend longer than they've been together, no-one seems to want to sit in the bar and chat like old times.

Bastards.

bomb threat today at school ... what else is new ....

As far as I can tell, there were no bomb threats at any schools in Ohio today. There was one yesterday at Wadsworth High School, which could possibly be the one Jamer goes to, but it's about 2.5 hours away from the location of his ISP.

we get 1-2 each year ... no one cares

Internet fight, Internet fight!

I find it hard to believe that a bomb threat at a school would fail to be reported in any news outlet whatsoever. I realize it probably wouldn't make national news, but local news stations would publish it just because it's a relatively big story and parents and other people in the community need to know about it.

I'm gonna make a bomb threat RIGHT NOW.

Sometimes people who live here irritate me with their great ignorance of sex, sexuality, and sexual orientation. They want to blame everyone about kids getting pregnant around here when no one takes the goddamn time to teach kids safe sex and when it comes to the existence of bisexuality. It does exist and no one should have to choose one gender or the other just to make you feel comfortable. Guy can sleep with a guy or gal and etc.

stupid people havent transferred over the title yet on my car and still havent got a new key for it

If you bought a car prior to getting the title to the car you're the stupid person. The car is not yours if you do not hold the title. Therefore you bought air.

we hold the title but it isnt in our name

I want to be a rainbow colored lesbian.

I feel like I'm going to fail this audition.

I like Deadmau5...

I have MRSA.

I have worn the same clothes for over a week and now they smell like arm pit...
;(

Sometimes I wish I could just play video games, like my friends do... but I've got so much work I need to do. T_T

My laptop shut off in the middle of something last night because of a dead battery

Work messed up my paychecks...

I sit down all day (paramedic for Governor's Island renovation) and my chair is uncomfortable :(
I told them to get me a hammock but they said no because there are some about 200 feet from my office.

What is Thor?

I can't technical write for shit. I love writing in the passive voice, and it's banned in the technical field.

I have scabies.

ew .

I have work in the morning.

Yeeeeup. :(

Hoping for a new job..... but leaving my second family behind :(

I just got back from a trip and I think I may have caught a cold from someone in the airport.

I swear my mom's going insane.

I come here to talk shit to Thanatos and he isn't here.

Yeah, those Marlins...!

My girlfriend is a staunch Republican who is complely uneducated in politics. Wat do?

Got a new friend. He's a adamant Republican who it's impossible to have even a political discussion with because he doesn't even know what he's talking about.