If you put a hole in a barrel it makes it lighter.

Are you afraid of the dark?

Two legs I have, and this will confound: only at rest do they touch the ground! What am I?

http://www.1000plus.com/Hbirds/t0109...g%20Mantis.JPG

okay
Here's one(by the way I changed it to make it easier)

I have 2 legs. I come from a place that most people have not seen. I come while you sleep, and eat your leftovers.
This one you'll never get.

BTW, dont try searching Google, becuase I just made that up.

A dustmite. Easy.

Wrong.

If the answer was infact Dustmite, then why would i have put that most people have not seen where I come from.

Dustmites are everywhere.

The answer is probably something stupid, like Grav

I'd say your average white middle class american has know idea what a dustmite is, let alone that they eat your dead skin cells of your sheets and shit. lol and shit.

DING DING DING

GG

But it's not a hooker!!!

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I'm stubbornly saying...a light.

I already said, it's a hole. It's from Are You Afraid of the Dark, that old Nick show.

What's a hole??? To put into the barrel?? But how...??? Screw it...

That show was the shit.

Anyone remember Goosebumps books?

Ahh, yes those good old pieces of shit.

Can you put a hole in a barrel? Yes. You put a hole in a barrel the same way you put a hole in your head or a hole in the wall. If you put a hole in a barrel, you can see the hole, and it makes the barrel lighter.

That show was pretty cool.

So the answer is a hole...yes???

Yes, the answer is a fucking hole. JESUS CHRIST DONT YOU GET IT?

Nope...:D

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No-one gonna answer my one about the two legs???

"How I learnt to Fly" was the best!

I've got about 7 of them on my bookcase...all untouched...