Parkinsons.


Eternal pain or eternal numbness.

Eternal numbness.

Gay sex with Ricky Martin or gay sex with Michael Jackson.

Probably MJ since he's closer to a woman? IDK. I don't even think he has a penis anymore from what i've heard.
Fuck, that's a shitty question.


Cavity search of Rosanne or Rush Limbaugh?

Rush Limbaugh, so I can "mess up" and kill him in the process.


Family Guy or Simpsons?

Family Guy

French or Italian?

French.

Heads or Tails?

Tails.

Green or Light-Green Paint in a well-lit room?

Green.


Vicoden or Percoset?

Percocet.

Smorgasbord or Tungsten?

Wolfram (Tungsten)

Nipples or cockss

Nipples (I love mine!)

Big words or small words?

Big words! (Oh how fun it is to send the hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobiacs running!)

Newton or Einstein?

Einstein (Crazy-haired bastard, I love him)

Expensive Computer or Cheap Car?

Expensive Computer by far!

Piano Black or Matte Black finish?

Piano Black

Mega Shark or Giant Octopus?

Mega shark

books or movies?

Books.

Jif or Peter Pan?

Jif.


Trojan or Durex?

Durex.

Sausage or bacon?

BACON!

Beautiful Girl/Guy or Extreme Gaming Computer? (This is a hard one huh?)