I am NOT transgender!!! :cry:

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Alright, boys and girls! Today I got somethin' to ask of ya, starting with a little story!

Bags big enough to carry books have been banned from my school, because my school has a bad reputation, and thus, it must make itself feel like the alpha male by dicking everyone in the ass.

Anyways~
I threw my binder away a while back, since Alice basically took it's place... Alice, obviously, is big enough to carry a book.Most people are going to rebel, because a good 12 - 14% of my school have big bags, and about half of them have HUGE bags... so...

what do we do, Zelaron? Beep.

I've got an idea. Stop beeping you fucker.

-Spector-, I'm real happy for you, and Imma letchu finish, but Dr. Phil gives some of the best advice of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Hey! Speaking of getting dicked in the ass, you probably get a lot of that now with your purse? dont you..

You're such a fucking twat for that.

I guess that's what I get for asking Zelaron for advice. Beep. Oh well. When all else fails, do what the imaginary -Spector- in my head does: Smoke a giant bong in your principals face.

I keep seeing so many homosexual references from you Skurai. Is there something you need to be honest about?

I know what you're suggesting, an no. I'm not gay. Please shut up about it... :(

*Beep* My Gay-dar is going off. *Beep* *Beep* I am only programmed to pick out flaws in others, and specfically programmed to help you reveal your sexuality to yourself, and to others. *Beep*

...What? You aren't even gonna try and be a not-robot-robot?

You make no fucking sense.

There, corrected.

Yes it did.
He's trying to be a robot that isn't acting like it's not a robot, thus not targeting the joke towards me, only robots like Mdselctr.

You should really just stop posting.

I can make this happen.

That would be awesome.

I'd stop posting entirely, if I just got the spript I want (which I remember what it was, now.) but GLG won't do it... Lenny said he'd do something, but then he ran away...

I am flip flopping from my earlier statements a month or two ago and endorse this.

Ditto.