Why thank you Sue, when i wrote it, drunk i might add, i didnt think he would use it as a sig. I thought it would be private but whatever. But who is to say something about the sig except for the guy that has none. Put up something cooler then we might talk about good and bad sigs. I might just have to send you something

I meant with my dick in either their mouth or pussy, or sometimes both.

Pwn!!!!!!

Alright, you know its just a matter of time before someone mentions anal sex too. So there, I did it. Now we can take this a "hole" other direction....

It's not about the butt pleasures at all.

My bad. I'll just excuse myself out the "rear" door...

Stop it with your puns. Poopy face!

love it! and i am loving the sIgs

Hersey Highway FTW

Back door bananza's, I knew it would be Guttermind to bring this up.

U knew it cause hes always knocking on your back door right

No, he is the back door. Gutter likes it that way, he likes being called a fugbar.

where is gutter on all this?

Look kenpo, while you were in the military learning all your cool kung-fu shit, I was in college fucking the sorority girls five ways to Friday, so fuckers like you would have a video to pop-in the VCR and jack-off to, BITCH....

Omfg !!!!! That Is A Pwn!!! So Pwn!@!@!

I just fell out of my chair. That might be the best line ive heard so far. Im speechless

So is kenpo, because he just ran downstairs to hide the fucking video!!!

lol there goes my chair!

Where the fuck is kenpo on all of this. It's no fun unless he knows I'm ragging his ass.

He'll find out.

Then karate chop the video

Your right Gutter, I do have that video. You was the one with the small dick. I think I remember you having to stick your finger up your ass and yell snake. Then you grabed your dick as it jumped out.

Wow this is come great shit here!

Classic

Wrong kenpo, just put your glasses on and move your fucking gamer-chair closer to the TV and you will see the truth, and stop fucking drooling, it makes you look gay.

Explain the truth to us.

Truth is Gutter has a innie. He looks like a female when hes on the video's with his pants down. He has to perform acts to get his pecker out to use it. The only one he makes happy is himself. Which is all we want to do. He tried to have his cock pierced once, but it looked like he had an earing on.

So how about those Eagles?

Wow harsh but hilarious. We should def sticky this thread

No, he fucks chickens.

Chicken fucker?
Or GOat fucker?

The truth is making kenpo jealous, and many women glee. And it's not chickens, it's chicks and good-looking ones at that. Kenpo, please stop it with the obsession of my penis, it really makes you look like a major fag. Besides, I am absolutely positive that my list of conquers is much longer and more immpressive than yours could ever dream to be. And your still my BITCH!!!!

It's easy to tell when Gutter is lying. He starts off saying "The truth is".

And finishes with blanks

Did you hear that some animal rights activists are sueing the creators of BrokeBack Mountain for abusing a goat?

haha, they should.
also i think kenpo and gutter are the best of friends lol

At least me and Gutter's names have not came up about chicken's!

Very true, maybe we should mention it.

Bring it up at the next meeting.

Yea this meeting is happening when?