How do you speak english yet nobody knows what you are talking about half of the time?

King Amazon is the new Dr. Phil.

Affair-Proof Your Marriage

You can't control your partner's behavior, but you don't have to set yourself up to get hurt either. Innoculate yourself against infidelity by making sure you're attentive, involved and plugged in to your marriage.

Suspect Your Partner is Having an Affair?

Remember that people who have nothing to hide, hide nothing. Look for the common sense warning signs: A shift in patterns, accessibility, money, reliability and secrecy. A sudden great interest in grooming or dress, going to the gym, or putting on cologne. Also, remember not to accuse your partner because of unhealthy jealousy, which could hurt the trust.

If You Are Having Problems:

# Turn toward your partner — not away. You absolutely cannot fix a problem inside a relationship by turning outward. All that does is create problems.

# Don't play games in your head. It is a short step from thought to action.

# Don't confuse reality with fantasy. We often forget that there's a difference between falling in love and being in love. You can't expect a love that grows to be like it was on the first date.

# If you want to have a good partner, be a good partner. Put 100 percent into your marriage.

# Is your marriage in a rut? "Bored people are boring," says Dr. Phil. Find a passion, get energized, find some time together to rediscover the love and commitment you have for one another.

# Work on your marriage every single day — not just during the bad times. Wake up each day and ask yourself, "What can I do today that will make my marriage better."

# Make a plan together to renegotiate your relationship. If you've gotten off track, it's never too late to get back to a better place.

# Take care of yourself. Eat healthy, exercise and look your best. Feeling good about yourself will radiate and your spouse will notice.





Formula For Success:

1. Your relationship must be based on a solid, underlying friendship. Friends talk, laugh, share, and do things they're interested in together. Don't stop being friends just because you're each other's spouse.

2. Your relationship has to meet the needs of the two people involved. Understand what your partner's needs are so you can meet them. Figure out what your own needs are and communicate them. If your needs are not being met, communicate and negotiate. Don't let resentment build.

I speak English English, which is different to American English.

And it's probably because I'm just crazy. Nobody understands crazy people. Not even their friends. :(

Which is sad because all your friends aren't real :(

i think you mean british english, not english english

Nope, English English. 'Cos I live in England. :)

isn't england also called "great britian"

There's England.

And there's the United Kingdom/Great Britain.

England is it's own country, UK and GB are the collection of England, Wales, N. Ireland and Scotland.

o, my bad. im terrible at geography :(

Can't be as bad as me. I don't even know where Las Vegas is in relation to Parts of America.

Talking about Sin City, how're things going ovee there?

i don't know anything about europe's countries either
i have no idea i never have gone to las vegas before

You talk too much you limey bastard!

dude, this is a forum. ppl are supposed to talk a lot here

This thread just went into the shitter. Namely the 11 posts before this...and this one, I suppose.

You are a woman. You should only speak when asked!

Oh fuck you. I didn't speak, I typed.

Well, how was I supposed to know you didn't use some type of speech to text program?

Fixed

Okay...now...No one wants to see that.

Oh... as sinfull as ever I suppose.
She's still hurting alot and it's really stressfull for both of us. Plus... our lifestyle could be changing dramatically but I'm not going to say anything because I don't want be blabbing our personal shit on here just yet. (Even though she does it to everyone she meets ;) ).

Yea, that bitch. How dare she talk about personal things like relationships and such on here. These forums are resolved for you discussing your sexual escapades :p.

yea, what the fuck, you can plan out your fucking other girls on here, but wouldnt want to put our personal shit on here? And yea, i talk about it, you dont seem to have that big of a say in it, so ill talk to people that do.
Plus im a social person, i dont save all my thoughts up to get online at night and say them in these forum things. ugh.

Obviously klo is the real man in the relationship.

Your done.

OOOOOHHHHH SNAAPP!!!

It's on like Donkey Kong.

What does that mean?

Murder, death, kill!

I hope she stabs him in the balls.

Grav he's talking about her done. Its kinda like the white mans varient of "Yo momma"

Honestly I'm not sure if the stupidity in this thread could increase... You 2 are idiots for getting back together...


EDIT: I am expecting the obvious response of "It just did because you posted"

Again, something that should be recorded for my personal amusement...and possibly my own financial security should it be sent to me via tape.

Obviously she owns a done?

Why is this stickied anyways?

Originally I stickied it per Joe's request as a joke. I unstickied it a day later, but Grav felt like making it a sticky again.

This is as important as the faked landing of the moon!

This is far more important than that.

You guys seen any pirates around here?

I read a story a few days ago about a pirate ship that tried to take out a navy destroyer. Didn't go well for the pirates

A proper wooden Pirate ship? Cannons? Cutlasses? The works?

Now that's what happens when a group of actors take too many drugs.

Either that, or they were filming for Pirates of the Caribbean 3.

Or they were actual pirates.